Leopardskin speedos

[fifi]

Ok....seeing as you are missing my other  thread I will tell you another little story about my holidays. Sometimes the people we meet give us a giggle.

I was away with my extremely attractive female friend from Manchester and we were sitting chatting to some Spanish friends on the Patio one night and having a few glasses of vino.  A friend of one of our Spanish friends happened to pass by and so we invited him to join us. As it turned out he was a new neighbour. We regularly have nights like this on the patio where we practise our Spanish with the locals and they are sometimes hillarious.

Within minutes of his arrival he  started stroking my friends arm and gazing at her with his big brown eyes and in  deep husky Spanish said" I am married but I like other women too." We were all laughing at the cheek of him and told him that he would need to prove himself a stud and parade around the pool in speedos so we could check him out. We really were joking.

As we were locking up the following night my friend started cracking up laughing...."Oh my God have a look at this" she said.....and there he was in all his glory doing catwalk poses around the pool in his leopardskin speedos. "Quick close the patio doors before he sees us", she said, and we turned out the lights and watched from the darkness trying to contain the giggles.

Similar speedos but a different size.

The following night we were informed that he had texted our mutual Spanish friend saying he had got lucky with TWO women on the complex (while his wife was asleep). He was also caught on the road using up the rest of his energy.

I feel a bit guilty really.


It was me who suggested the catwalking around the pool in speedos.



So when packing your suitcases Gentlemen you have to bear in mind the Speedo effect....its even stronger than the Lynx effect.


To pack them or not....that is the question.

[dagwood]

Fifi, would it be correct to say that in Ireland your Spanish friend would be described as a First Class Feckin Ejit.

[fifi]

He had some nerve allright Dagwood. Oh those hot blooded Spanish males.

It was just so hillarious though seeing him in pitch darkness parading around like that.

[Granny Clampett]

I hope he had a better body than that picture Fifi. 
Was he worth looking at?
Ooo....pardon me...... I get hot flushes and a bit giddy when you talk about men with hardly any clothes on, big brown eyes and a husky voice.
Must go and have a lie down.......

[emmi]

Crikey Fifi, you get a lot of "extra services " on your complex........could be a marketing opportunity!

[Voldermort]

So where exactly is this gaff of yours FiFi???

[fifi]

I hope he had a better body than that picture Fifi. 
Was he worth looking at?
Ooo....pardon me...... I get hot flushes and a bit giddy when you talk about men with hardly any clothes on, big brown eyes and a husky voice.
Must go and have a lie down.......

Think six foot two, toned, muscular, tanned, a little bit of stubble, and a slightly deeper voice than Marc Anthony.

Welcome to the Forum Granny Clampett. Hope you have the fan on for this video.


Marc Anthony - ahora quien

[fifi]

So where exactly is this gaff of yours FiFi???

I live on La montaña del amor caliente Voldemort.

It is a very interesting place to live Emmi.

[dagwood]

Fifi, You are Awful, but I do like you. And to all the guys on the forum "You too could have a body like mine." THINK PHOTO.

[dagwood]

Did anyone tell this feckin ejit about whats at the bottom of FiFi,s garden?

[Granny Clampett]

Thanks for your welcome Fifi.
Unsure how to reply directly to your message. Still learning.
Now Marc Anthony.....beautiful voice....ooo my giddy aunt 
That song Ahora quien....'Now who' very passionate but I think it's about infidelity?
Sounds like the love rat your friend encountered with that sleazy dirty boy?
How did she resist though?....not sure I could have    he he he .....

[fifi]

Yes the song is indeed about a love rat Granny. It goes who will you fool with your arms now, who will your lips lie to, who are you going to say I love you to?


It all happens on the montaña del amor caliente....a wonderful place for a holiday.....and you would have the lovely Fuerteventura breeze to cool you down Granny.


The bottom of the garden is still a secret on the Island Dagwood.

[dagwood]

Crikey Fifi, you get a lot of "extra services " on your complex........could be a marketing opportunity!

They pay for it in the comunity charges. If you dont pay you get none.

[fifi]

So  that is why our Community fees are so high? I always wondered

[Granny Clampett]

Fifi, I must go to your complex and sample what you describe....I'm in need of a bit of entertainment if you know what I mean? 

[dagwood]

Where are the spelling police. In my haste I got Community wrong. Anyway as they keep saying on here, you get what you pay for, when anyone mentions St Michael and Co. Thats why the fees are BIG. So Fifi you got it all, the visable head of an airline and now a 5 foot 14 inch Spainiard, must be the auld Blarney! 

[Granny Clampett]

I'm curious what's all this talk of what is at the bottom of the Fifi's garden?
Is this some forum code?

[Voldermort]

Where are the spelling police. In my haste I got Community wrong. Anyway as they keep saying on here, you get what you pay for, when anyone mentions St Michael and Co. Thats why the fees are BIG. So Fifi you got it all, the visable head of an airline and now a 5 foot 14 inch Spainiard, must be the auld Blarney!

Give us it in English Dagwood I dont do swahilli ..ta

[dagwood]

Where are the spelling police. In my haste I got Community wrong. Anyway as they keep saying on here, you get what you pay for, when anyone mentions St Michael and Co. Thats why the fees are BIG. So Fifi you got it all, the visable head of an airline and now a 5 foot 14 inch Spainiard, must be the auld Blarney!

Give us it in English Dagwood I dont do swahilli ..ta

Hi Voldermort, Im glad you asked me to do that, Im thinking of standing in the next election, and as long as clever people like your good self read the rubbish that I come up with I think I have good chance. Now I know that in the UK you have only one Looney party but in Ireland all of them are Looney parties, this also will add to my chances.
Ps, brush up on the old Swahilli you never know when it could come in handy. Dagwood.     

[fifi]

Fifi, I must go to your complex and sample what you describe....I'm in need of a bit of entertainment if you know what I mean? 

Oh Granny.

I will PM you the address.