A new type of padding..........

[fifi]

A bizarre bra has gone on sale which is designed to help women hide a bottle of wine in their underwear during a night out.The 'Wine Rack Bra' looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.


Extra security measures may be needed in the Fuerteventura bars if these become popular 

[Spike On Q]

Where do you suck then?

[raspberriesandcream]

good grief!  im already an F cup.....imagine??

[fifi]

 

[Paddster]

good grief!  im already an F cup.....imagine??

PMFSL 

[lionfish]

Might be interesting to try to get (a full one!) through airport security - any offers to try?

[isleswing]

I think it's an absolutely brilliant idea!

It probably adds about two cup sizes.     

That gets their attention early.

Now, the later iin to the evening it gets, and the more beer they drink, the bigger your boobs seem, anyway.   

That means they won't notice them going down as you drink your bra dry.

You've had more than usual to drink, yourself, which makes the men more attractive.

YOU CAN'T FAIL TO PULL ! ! ! !

Everone's a winner.


Till the morning 

[fifi]

Heavy drinkers can combine the Wine rack with the Beerbelly deluxe. Maternity clothes may be required.




Now, boost your cleavage with wine filled bras


Sad news for Rasberriesandcream. You are too big for the wine rack.....so the Beerbelly will have to do.  

[raspberriesandcream]

Cheers for that Fifi! 
Wonder if we could stuff it with excess baggage?

[fifi]

Knowing us we probably could/

Have you finished making your "smugglers jacket" yet?

[raspberriesandcream]

not yet- still a work in progress!
how did you get on through security this end with yours? did you have to empty it out?
x

[fifi]

I left most of the things in Fuertentura and went back with an almost empty jacket R&C the last time.  I will be using it again shortly but im going to look a bit strange with a huge ski jacket loaded down with luggage in the middle of Summer. 

Post a pic of your one when you have finished it.

[raspberriesandcream]

I meantt going thru security UK side Fifi??

[fifi]

I put everything into it going through security in Dublin, no problem, but took out the laptop and the plastic bag of toiletries. I then put everything into another soft bag that I had in my cabin bag because it was easier to carry around in the airport. Then I packed it up deliberately in front of the staff at the boarding gate  and was told that I had rather a lot of "luggage" in my jacket to which I replied "yes I do but it is allowed and I checked with the airline". On the plane then for comfort I put the jacket luggage back into the soft bag that I had in my cabin luggage and stored it under my seat.  I had seen Michael O Leary discussing the Rufus Roo jackets on Youtube and he said he had no problem with them and that he thought that they would not really catch on so I knew I would be allright but really I was doing it as an experiment just to see how I got on. When I was over in April/May I paid 70 euros for 20kgs so when I am over next I will be bringing jacket luggage and a cabin bag again. On the way back I didnt have much in it because I had left most of it on the Island and Security have never checked the zips in the linings to see if there is anything in the hidden pockets any time that I have brought it with me since.

[raspberriesandcream]

cracking! im not actually sure im going to need it...but i think im going to carry on with it as an experiment...ive put a zip into the back of it so that the lining becomes a massive pocket....i was just a bit concerned if id have empty the lot to go thru security...so i could just stick the thing ..cmplete.. into the box to go thru the scanner?
x

[fifi]

I would just have clothes in it going through the scanner R&C. Actually when you are making yours I think it would be better to have a line of sewing accross the middle of the lining and two zips because that way all of the "padding" wont be bulking up the end.  I only put one zip in mine near the top.

[raspberriesandcream]

yes thats what im doing Fifi- when i sew the top half of the zip in im going to sew thru all of it to make a separate top half..and put another zip in again at the top of the neck!  x

[fifi]

Good, that should work out fine. I think I will put an extra zip in mine and do the same.
I once had to pay 100 euros for being overweight because of chicken fillets.

( plus some other meat)

I had everything packed and I have two different scales to check the weight of my bags and I was always so proud of myself for never having to pay extra for excess baggage.

Leaving the house I took out all of the vacuum packed meat (this is all your fault Potash for recommending I bring my own  ) and forgot that I should have weighed the bags again.

It was so early in the morning that I didnt realise why I was overweight and so just paid the extra. They ended up being the most expensive fillets I have ever bought.

Thank God for Mercadona. I will never do that again. Their frozen chicken fillets are seriously good.