Paradise

[fifi]

Caleta has a new Brothel called Paradise. You cant miss it ....it is well lit up with a huge neon sign.


Out of curiosity does anyone know who owns it?


I heard it is doing great business even during the day.

[Captain Sensible]

Where is it Fifi?  I haven't seen it!

[fifi]

From memory I think its behind Dulce de Leche Captain....or close to there. Quite near the main road.

They sell drinks too but I heard they were expensive.

It has another neon sign at the back too saying something like special offers or good prices or something similar.

Some of the girls who work there sunbathe at my pool. Im not sure if they are living on the Complex or just using the pool every day.

Is La Sirena on the mountain  closed down?

[fatboab]

I should have gone to Specsavers, Fifi. 'cos miss it I did! Up the hill, out of the way, is the best place for such an establishment, IMHO, in a family resort. Or like the lap dance club in Corrie - by the roundabout by the CD / Baku (if it's still open).

[fifi]

Its hard to miss it with the neon signs Fatboab. La Sirena is up the hill near the Montecastillo centre near my place. They probably make a better profit than the bars and they are legal in Spain. 

[SheilaW]

I should have gone to Specsavers, Fifi. 'cos miss it I did! Up the hill, out of the way, is the best place for such an establishment, IMHO, in a family resort. Or like the lap dance club in Corrie - by the roundabout by the CD / Baku (if it's still open).

I think it's still open, fatboab. It's nicely out of the way there, but now I think another has opened or is about to open: this time it's right bang in the middle, in no less a place than the old Imagine bar. Anyone have any information? Not details, please I'm just hoping someone will say I've got it wrong.

[denboy]

if the drinks are expensive that rules me out,

[Captain Sensible]

I have seen it. It's above the Dulce de Leche.  I thought it was a late night bar venue, and I always go to bed early

[Voldermort]

Blimey Fi those specs are working well  ;

expect a sudden rush of curious visitors to your poolside now 

[fifi]

No specs, lenses or even Laser treatment needed Voldemort. There were a few beautiful  young women at the pool  (Cuban I think) and  I said to a friend of mine...gosh they are  beautiful....and then in the second breath said do you think they are real. (because even though I forgot my lenses I could still see them  ...to which she replied ....(being a local) oh they are all working in the new place in town Paradise....so one thing led to the other and I then heard all the stories about who was working there who was using the place etc etc.

Drinks a fiver each I heard Denboy.

So thats where it is Captain....I wasnt far off.



PS I dont think that they were real....no bounce.

[Paddster]

LOL fi - Christ I hope I can avert my gaze everyday at the pool if they're gonna be bathing everyday ?
Gulp 

[Can the Man]

Do you mean here ?

[denboy]

don,t mean to be cynical fi,but this could boost enquires for your apartment.is it free in late september by any chance. .ps prefer the bounce myself.

[joyusj76]

haha Fi, what next.  Wonder are there any vacancies  for the over 40s.  , might get that holiday paid for after all. Do they go around with their mattresses on their backs.  We have one on our doorstep in Wicklow, yaw id say the neighbors are thrilled with the Hungarians, running their 'health weekend' after forking our 1.5 million for their houses.

[KWC]

Hmm Im beginning to rethink the AI route now

Look daft walking about with a big rain mackintosh coat, before nipping in with the hat down over my eyes

[Captain Sensible]

Can. It's at the back of the other Dulce de Leche - just along from the one in your photo.ie. behind the Vets and the Locutorio.

[Paddster]

LOL Kenny  Say,when are you back over ?

[KWC]

LOL Kenny  Say,when are you back over ?

31st August for a week. Staying up at Villeverde.

[Paddster]

Ok mate - for some reason i thought you were over when i was,no worries,cheers 

[dagwood]

Can anybody tell me if this service is included in any AI deals.(all inclusive not artificial insemination)   

[KWC]

Can anybody tell me if this service is included in any AI deals.(all inclusive not artificial insemination)

If not how much and do they (not more than one at the one time I hasten to add) take Visa CC 

[Spike On Q]

If Paradise Is Half As Nice - lalalalalalalalaal.   Andy Fairweather Low and Amen Corner 19 69 [quite apt really]

[dagwood]

If Paradise Is Half As Nice - lalalalalalalalaal.   Andy Fairweather Low and Amen Corner 19 69 [quite apt really]

Hope you don't have( Clouds in my coffee, your so vain, you probably think this post is about you)

[fifi]

Especially for you Gentlemen.

[dagwood]

That's Tina Turner.

[Can the Man]

Can. It's at the back of the other Dulce de Leche - just along from the one in your photo.ie. behind the Vets and the Locutorio.

Thanks Steve, that means its just across the road from me, should make for some craic next week when I'm over. 

[fifi]

LOL fi - Christ I hope I can avert my gaze everyday at the pool if they're gonna be bathing everyday ?
Gulp 

No bad thoughts allowed now Paddy.....stay as pure as you are.

[fifi]

Can anybody tell me if this service is included in any AI deals.(all inclusive not artificial insemination)

If not how much and do they (not more than one at the one time I hasten to add) take Visa CC 

The other place did a residents price with a reduction of 3 euros.....22 euros I was told.

I knew a couple of lovely American missionary girls who were teaching children on the Island who lived in Rosario. When the Fiesta came to Caleta we all got together for a night out. Thousands came from Rosario for the October Fiesta and it was a great night. The missionary girls (they really are sweet little ones) went around removing all the leaflets from the La Sirena Brothel from all of the car windscreens while the music was playing. They did have a giggle but were trying to save souls at the same time. Bless them.

[fifi]

Can anybody tell me if this service is included in any AI deals.(all inclusive not artificial insemination)

I knew this topic would cause a giggle.

[fifi]

haha Fi, what next.  Wonder are there any vacancies  for the over 40s.  , might get that holiday paid for after all. Do they go around with their mattresses on their backs.  We have one on our doorstep in Wicklow, yaw id say the neighbors are thrilled with the Hungarians, running their 'health weekend' after forking our 1.5 million for their houses.

You never know Joy.............aparently women only reach their prime at 34....and are best matched with 17 year olds for their stamina. So....we are really at the best age that we could possibly be.