Gentlemen only

[fifi]

Gentlemen of the Forum............. have you always secretly longed  for the feeling of sheer nylon next to your skin but could never find a pair of tights  that would fit you? Well now you can , thanks to the new range of Mantyhose and Guylons for men which are the latest trend in Europe











Be gentle with them now.....and follow these instructions when putting them on....and of course have a nice manicure first so you dont get any nasty little ladders.   http://mantyhose.net/guide-how-to-put-on-the-mantyhose

[Can the Man]

Yea, right Fifi.

Like you will ever catch me in those 

I might have worn a kilt for years, but panty hose, or nylons never

[fifi]

I am doing some further research on these garments and am finding some interesting facts...............so dont make your mind up just yet Can the Man.


Did you know that wearing Mantyhose can protect you from Jellyfish stings?

"Your man looking a little bare-legged these days? Check out the mantyhose, Europe's hottest new trend for bros looking for hose. Broadening a market once confined to women and the male employees of Medieval Times, Italian designer Emilio Cavallini has created a custom line of patterns, such as skulls, checks, and stars, that will appeal to the manliest of consumers.

And improved elasticity and porousness ensures that even the overly endowed will feel like there's room to spare.

Still not sold? These guylons are not only stylish, but have the added health benefits of therapeutic relief, warming during winter, and protection from pesky jellyfish stings on fishing trips. http://lifehacker.com/5560147/use-pantyhose-to-protect-yourself-from-jellyfish-stings

So hurry and pick up a pair, before there's a "run" on these stockings!

[emmi]

these guylons are not only stylish, but have the added health benefits of therapeutic relief,

??  What on earth is "therepeutic relief " in respect of these? Please explain Fifi!!!

[fifi]

Sorry for the delay Emmi, I was in the middle of my research and was wondering the same thing myself......well not being men we wouldnt know would we? 

According to Wikipedia......the therapeutic benefits also include. (Can the Man will definitely be tempted after he hears this) .........protection from leeches varicose veins, and protection from saddle sores and chafing.



Simply wonderful 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantyhose_for_men

[Voldermort]

According to Wikipedia......the therapeutic benefits also include. (Can the Man will definitely be tempted after he hears this) .........protection from leeches varicose veins, and protection from saddle sores and chafing.



An absolute must for Zedzedeleven I would have thought 

[dagwood]

Saddle sores be gob.Been a while since I was in the saddle. You must have been studying forty shades again Fifi...
Or has it anything to do with airlines who shall remain nameless putting a saddle on customers and rideing into the sunset.

[Can the Man]

Don't know about the saddle sores Fi, but the chaffing when I used wear the kilt would kill me after a few hours on parade. 

Leeches - can only think of the leeches in the Irish department of finance so no help there.

My veins being too close together - 'Very Close Veins@ - Nah 

[zedzedeleven]

Plenty of ladies have worn tights and stockings all their lives and still sport an array of varicose veins, genetic I would have thought.

[Voldermort]

Always much nicer when you met the ones with stockings though 

[fifi]

Tights for men 

[zedzedeleven]

Oh I get it now, it`s all them johnnie foreigner ladyboys, bat for the other side don`t they? some of `em seem to be wearing tena pads. Can`t think what else the bulge could be.

[Paddster]

You're a headcase fi 

[KWC]

Hope they can stretch for the family Jewels.

Look very tight on some of those guys 

[Can the Man]

Keep your crown jewels warm for you Kenny 

[sorepaws]

very sensible in cold climates - like Hi-Tech Long Johns ! Not sure I would want to keep shaving my legs to stop the hairs poking through though. 

[isleswing]

Just don't expect to see me walking down Corralejo main street in them! Not in that heat!! Might try some under my leathers at home, though   

[fifi]

Oh I get it now, it`s all them johnnie foreigner ladyboys, bat for the other side don`t they? some of `em seem to be wearing tena pads. Can`t think what else the bulge could be.

Do you not have one of those yourself ZedZed?

Stick to the wetsuit Zed Zed.......much more manly. mmmmmmmmmmmm

[fifi]

Just don't expect to see me walking down Corralejo main street in them! Not in that heat!! Might try some under my leathers at home, though   

They come in silk too ............no excuse now Isleswing.

[fifi]

very sensible in cold climates - like Hi-Tech Long Johns ! Not sure I would want to keep shaving my legs to stop the hairs poking through though. 

No problem....nothing a bit of wax cant sort out Sorepaws.

Think of how fashionable you would look.

[fifi]

Hope they can stretch for the family Jewels.

Look very tight on some of those guys 

What a strange place to keep your jewellery....it must be a Scottish thing.

[isleswing]

Just don't expect to see me walking down Corralejo main street in them! Not in that heat!! Might try some under my leathers at home, though   

They come in silk too ............no excuse now Isleswing.

S i l k    mmmmmmmmmmm  Don't get me started

[Can the Man]

Hope they can stretch for the family Jewels.

Look very tight on some of those guys 

What a strange place to keep your jewellery....it must be a Scottish thing.

You know why Scotsmen wear a sporran and Scotswomen don't ?

Its for the men to prevent anything arising 

Place to hide the family jewels