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Title: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 05, 2016, 16:46:55 PM
Would anyone be able to help please?
We visit next week and I was wondering what time is best to visit the Slowboat on Wednesdays or Saturdays? Is it best to get there when they open or maybe after the rush of customers later? I would prefer later is anyone would recommend this?
Thanks for your help.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Deso on April 05, 2016, 17:02:27 PM
Always busy on pensioner/locals/tightwads nights.  :D

You shouldn't have any problems whatever time you go.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: IsThisForumStillGoingWow on April 05, 2016, 17:15:34 PM
I find it's cheap enough ANY night..don't need to go cattle night (and then moan that favourite food had run out) and you still get 2 -4-1 drinks every night of the week
Avoid Weds & Sat would be my advice.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 05, 2016, 17:53:21 PM
Thanks for the replies.
Does it get quieter after any certain time?
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: meggie on April 05, 2016, 18:56:19 PM
Chinese in Caleta my word you will be wanting Sunday roast next?
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 05, 2016, 19:12:53 PM
Think il quit this forum. The comments are always sarcastic or insulting.... And to think I wanted to live in caleta.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 05, 2016, 19:15:54 PM
Or maybe I should just holiday AI and not give any business to the local businesses or have any variation.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Deso on April 05, 2016, 20:29:25 PM
My comment was only meant as a light hearted one, hence the smiley.

We have a place in Caleta and plan to retire out there, there are many worse places to be and there are plenty of nice people there.  :D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 05, 2016, 21:27:18 PM
Was not directed at you personally, just the last two posts I have posted have attracted sarcastic and unhelpful comments.

We too wanted to one day find a place in caleta and retire there, we do not miss our annual trip and are visiting more this year

Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 13, 2016, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Deso on April 05, 2016, 17:02:27 PM
Always busy on pensioner/locals/tightwads nights.  :D

You shouldn't have any problems whatever time you go.
Hope you're not referring to me and Janet,Deso  :D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 13, 2016, 11:49:41 AM
Quote from: meggie on April 05, 2016, 18:56:19 PM
Chinese in Caleta my word you will be wanting Sunday roast next?
What is the difference between eating Chinese in England,and eating Chinese in Caleta.If you like Chinese or a Sunday roast,it's your choice whatever you want to eat. >:(
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: IsThisForumStillGoingWow on April 13, 2016, 11:55:56 AM
I think meggies reply was tongue in check d enboy was in slowboat last night  and it was lovely and not too busy.

Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: woe10 on April 13, 2016, 12:21:47 PM
Quote from: hev on April 05, 2016, 17:15:34 PM
I find it's cheap enough ANY night..don't need to go cattle night (and then moan that favourite food had run out) and you still get 2 -4-1 drinks every night of the week
Avoid Weds & Sat would be my advice.

The problem in Caleta Hev, is too many cheapos are obsessed with Happy Hours.

They don't realise Bar Owners have to pay: Taxes, Rent, Social Security, Music License, Staff, Stock, Fire Extinguishers, Accountant etc etc. No happy hour at the Cash & Carry, or the Landlord.  :o
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Deso on April 13, 2016, 18:15:45 PM
Quote from: denboy on April 13, 2016, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Deso on April 05, 2016, 17:02:27 PM
Always busy on pensioner/locals/tightwads nights.  :D

You shouldn't have any problems whatever time you go.
Hope you're not referring to me and Janet,Deso  :D

As if ??  :D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: meggie on April 13, 2016, 18:29:35 PM
Denboy l couldn,t agree more everybody should do whatever they like, their on holiday after all. As Hev said it was tongue in cheek following other posts where certain people have had a go at others for enquiring about Sunday roasts.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: IsThisForumStillGoingWow on April 14, 2016, 11:03:44 AM
Sadly the Red Lion pool bar at Villa Florida is the latest one to bite then dust  ...
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: F1REFLY999 on April 14, 2016, 17:13:04 PM
Quote from: hev on April 14, 2016, 11:03:44 AM
Sadly the Red Lion pool bar at Villa Florida is the latest one to bite then dust  ...

Hev.....I heard that it's was moving above Gory's (the old Jabs)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 14, 2016, 17:54:28 PM
not what you'd call adventureus, travel 2,000 mile's to the canaries for a holiday and enquire about a friggin chinese instead of trying something a little more local, sad really.   :( :(
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: woe10 on April 14, 2016, 20:10:59 PM
Quote from: hev on April 14, 2016, 11:03:44 AM
Sadly the Red Lion pool bar at Villa Florida is the latest one to bite then dust  ...

I heard the owners of apartments got it closed down because of the drunken dross that accumulated there.
Too much noise and foul language   :o
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 14, 2016, 23:39:15 PM
Apologies Meggie,i took what you said literally.It annoys me when someone tells people what they can and can't do on their holidays. :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 14, 2016, 23:49:54 PM
Quote from: bluefox on April 14, 2016, 17:54:28 PM
not what you'd call adventureus, travel 2,000 mile's to the canaries for a holiday and enquire about a friggin chinese instead of trying something a little more local, sad really.   :( :(
Here we go again.I've been going to Caleta three times a year for well over ten years and spend quiet a lot of evenings eating Tapas.I also like Chinese and typically English food.What is wrong with asking about about where to get a decent Chinese.It's not as if Caleta is a typical Spanish resort full of Spanish restaurants. >:(
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 15, 2016, 13:53:58 PM
try taking yer blindfold off !   ???
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 15, 2016, 14:15:00 PM
Quote from: bluefox on April 15, 2016, 13:53:58 PM
try taking yer blindfold off !   ???
Thats the sort of reply that caused me,and a lot of other decent people, to stop posting on this forum. ::)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: woe10 on April 15, 2016, 16:20:32 PM
Quote from: denboy on April 14, 2016, 23:39:15 PM
Apologies Meggie,i took what you said literally.It annoys me when someone tells people what they can and can't do on their holidays. :)

What, like dive bombing in the community pool drunk, at 4.00 in the morning, shouting and screaming, waking everybody up   :o
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: whyme on April 15, 2016, 18:37:31 PM
Thank God for unadventurous brits I wouldn't make any money without them. Love every one of them..
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 15, 2016, 19:10:36 PM
no one can tell people what and what not to do, it's called "passing an opinion" in my book, so put yer dummy back in, you won't be missed with your whimpish input's anyway ! ....denboy ! ....do yerself a favour and go count how many spanish owned restaurant's there is in caleta.  ??? 
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 16, 2016, 13:51:39 PM
Quote from: bluefox on April 15, 2016, 19:10:36 PM
no one can tell people what and what not to do, it's called "passing an opinion" in my book, so put yer dummy back in, you won't be missed with your whimpish input's anyway ! ....denboy ! ....do yerself a favour and go count how many spanish owned restaurant's there is in caleta.  ???
Yet another key board warrior,would you be as brave face to face,i doubt it.Bye bye moron.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 18, 2016, 13:23:21 PM
face t' face ! ....now what's that tell yer ? .... it'd be no bother to me, what yer wanna do ?
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Ivemovedon on April 18, 2016, 18:25:25 PM
There's a few face t faces going on lately. Used to be for a pint and a chat ...now it seems like its for a tear up.f :o
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 18, 2016, 20:06:45 PM
Bluefox = the type of comments which in my opinion are far from helpful and quite frankly rude. Suprised if you live in Caleta as most I meet are friendly!

So please enlighten us Mr Clever Cloggs, how many Spanish owned restaurants are there in Caleta and please list them?!

And for the record, we eat out every night whilst on holiday at different restaurants and drink in different bars. I take a daily walk to the bakery rather than hiperdino and am happy to try local. And for one night I fancy a Chinese as they do a blinding and lively honestly roast pork which I have not found replicated in the uk!

By the way, Chinese was extremely busy Wednesday 13th April with a queue out the door and down the steps at 9ish.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: fifi on April 19, 2016, 00:08:22 AM
Quote from: denboy on April 15, 2016, 14:15:00 PM
Quote from: bluefox on April 15, 2016, 13:53:58 PM
try taking yer blindfold off !   ???
Thats the sort of reply that caused me,and a lot of other decent people, to stop posting on this forum. ::)


Are there spankings deserved on this thread? I have nominated someone to be the spanking police on the Forum/ :D :D :D

Hi Denboy. :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: zedzedeleven on April 19, 2016, 10:35:16 AM
Quote Fifi < Are there spankings deserved on this thread? I have nominated someone to be the spanking police on the Forum >
Is it Mistress Fifi now?
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 19, 2016, 10:41:51 AM
no i'm not a "mr clever clogs" far from it, all i did was pass an opinion then get accused of allsort's, and no again i could'nt name every spanish eatery in caleta, all i know is there's quite a few, also something i've said many time's is reading a post is often interprated completely different to the way it's written, having said that, if i get a "smart" remark i'll give one back, whether it be right or wrong, i don't live in caleta i have a place in costa antuiga i bought 12 yrs ago and spend many month's at a time there.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: wishilivedincaleta on April 19, 2016, 15:07:34 PM
And all I asked was how busy does the Chinese get. Spend 2 weeks holiday a year in caleta and eat at the Chinese twice at the most. Hardly jetting 2000 miles just for the Chinese is it?
I think you may find that as someone just trying to request some info, your remark (or opinion) was quite degrading and insulting. If I wanted to eat there every night why is it ok for you to pass judgement on me just because I asked a simple question?
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: gattaca66 on April 19, 2016, 16:20:37 PM
It's really not worth the bother of debating with some contributors, wishilivedincaleta! It seems every forum these days has its share of sad types with little in their lives other than to p*** on genuine postings with semi-literate bile. As you say, most of the people you will meet here in Caleta are friendly, as are most who contribute to the forum. Of those that add a little piquancy to the threads, most manage to at least do it with some wit and a few brain cells.

Out of interest, I do live in Caleta and I can state for the record that genuinely Spanish eateries are very, very few indeed, but the range of cuisines make eating out a pleasure in the town. We enjoyed steak in Fado Rock last night, and have a big party of us going Indian tonight....and probably Chinese later in the week!
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: fifi on April 19, 2016, 18:12:04 PM
Quote from: zedzedeleven on April 19, 2016, 10:35:16 AM
Quote Fifi < Are there spankings deserved on this thread? I have nominated someone to be the spanking police on the Forum >
Is it Mistress Fifi now?


Oh yes. The time has come Zed Zed. ;)  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2016, 18:42:36 PM
Quote from: bluefox on April 14, 2016, 17:54:28 PM
not what you'd call adventureus, travel 2,000 mile's to the canaries for a holiday and enquire about a friggin chinese instead of trying something a little more local, sad really.   :( :(

Brits abroad im afraid bluey  ;D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2016, 18:44:12 PM
Quote from: gattaca66 on April 19, 2016, 16:20:37 PM
It's really not worth the bother of debating with some contributors, wishilivedincaleta! It seems every forum these days has its share of sad types with little in their lives other than to p*** on genuine postings with semi-literate bile. As you say, most of the people you will meet here in Caleta are friendly, as are most who contribute to the forum. Of those that add a little piquancy to the threads, most manage to at least do it with some wit and a few brain cells.

Out of interest, I do live in Caleta and I can state for the record that genuinely Spanish eateries are very, very few indeed, but the range of cuisines make eating out a pleasure in the town. We enjoyed steak in Fado Rock last night, and have a big party of us going Indian tonight....and probably Chinese later in the week!
Why would there be Spanish eateries in a man made tourist resort ,hey maccy d,s is there what else would they want
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: woe10 on April 19, 2016, 22:12:56 PM
Just an Observation.  Tripadvisor Top 10 - Caleta De Fuste. ( as of 19.04.16 )

1.   Fado Rock Steak House - Portuguese Owned
2.   Volcano Restaurant - Spanish, I think. ( never been, heard it's an arm and a leg )
3.   15 - British
4.   Nestors - Venezuelan Owned
5.   Shivam Indian - Indian
6.   Pickled Palm - British
7.   Fusion 22 -  Indian
8.   The Cave - Italian Owned
9.   La Taberna El Capitan - Austrian Owned
10. Sports Lounge - British ( Irish Owned )
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Ivemovedon on April 20, 2016, 07:01:43 AM
Thank God for a bit of variety. You can't eat goat stew and tapas every night and lunchtime for two weeks.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: woe10 on April 20, 2016, 14:32:57 PM
Quote from: Holierthanthou on April 20, 2016, 07:01:43 AM
Thank God for a bit of variety. You can't eat goat stew and tapas every night and lunchtime for two weeks.

You're right, there is a good variety of places. I wonder why there is no Chinese on the list  ??

After 21 years here, I've only eaten in two of those places listed. Fado once, and Nestor's once, I tend to favour Las Salinas , Pozo Negro, Chinese take-away, or one of the villages   :P
Has anybody eaten in all of those listed  ??
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: F1REFLY999 on April 20, 2016, 22:09:43 PM

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Has anybody eaten in all of those listed  ??
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Woe....over the last 13 years I have eaten in all those listed....Some only once (and will never go back) and some many many times
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: ashworth on April 21, 2016, 06:57:58 AM
Quote from: woe10 on April 19, 2016, 22:12:56 PM
Just an Observation.  Tripadvisor Top 10 - Caleta De Fuste. ( as of 19.04.16 )

1.   Fado Rock Steak House - Portuguese Owned
2.   Volcano Restaurant - Spanish, I think. ( never been, heard it's an arm and a leg )
3.   15 - British
4.   Nestors - Venezuelan Owned
5.   Shivam Indian - Indian
6.   Pickled Palm - British
7.   Fusion 22 -  Indian
8.   The Cave - Italian Owned
9.   La Taberna El Capitan - Austrian Owned
10. Sports Lounge - British ( Irish Owned )
Not eaten in 5/6/7 But all the rest. They have all been very good most of the time .I like Fado the owner and staff make a fuss and its such good value. El Patio next door would be in my top 5.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: IsThisForumStillGoingWow on April 23, 2016, 16:16:34 PM
Quote
Why would there be Spanish eateries in a man made tourist resort ,hey maccy d,s is there what else would they want

I see you have a Burger King in Corrie now and what a magnificent illuminated sign it has too..."spoiling the view to Lobos" blah blah blah as people are posting on social media.. wonderful  ;D 8) 8)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 26, 2016, 14:22:34 PM
Just popped back on to say....Hi Fifi :) :)
Going back into hibernation now,can't be bothered with all the hassle. :(
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: appy ammer on April 26, 2016, 14:37:22 PM
Quote from: woe10 on April 19, 2016, 22:12:56 PM
Just an Observation.  Tripadvisor Top 10 - Caleta De Fuste. ( as of 19.04.16 )

1.   Fado Rock Steak House - Portuguese Owned
2.   Volcano Restaurant - Spanish, I think. ( never been, heard it's an arm and a leg )
3.   15 - British
4.   Nestors - Venezuelan Owned
5.   Shivam Indian - Indian
6.   Pickled Palm - British
7.   Fusion 22 -  Indian
8.   The Cave - Italian Owned
9.   La Taberna El Capitan - Austrian Owned
10. Sports Lounge - British ( Irish Owned )

15 is Canadian owned and he's a Ammer. Also to put the record straight Denboy is a top geezer and so is his wife Janet (hee hee) Although I do ave photographic evidence that he was on mainland Spain recently eating doner kebabs
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: IsThisForumStillGoingWow on April 26, 2016, 23:58:51 PM
I honestly don't know how Fusion 22 got on there (maybe he has loads of mates who poll Tripadvisor) as it's the worst Indian restaurant I've visited. Was amused to see how his other restauramt Delicious 365 was really trashed on all the social media sites and forums when the Spanish waiter refused the blind guys guide dog into the 'restaurant' Pics of the waiter (ignorant / arrogant sod) were everywhere. It cost him a LOT of trade.
An apology was apparantley offered after the owner was shown all the posts. Shame on them for letting it happen.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: fifi on April 27, 2016, 00:38:05 AM
Quote from: denboy on April 26, 2016, 14:22:34 PM
Just popped back on to say....Hi Fifi :) :)
Going back into hibernation now,can't be bothered with all the hassle. :(

Hi Denboy. Hope all is well with you both.  :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 27, 2016, 17:06:15 PM
Quote from: appy ammer on April 26, 2016, 14:37:22 PM
Quote from: woe10 on April 19, 2016, 22:12:56 PM
Just an Observation.  Tripadvisor Top 10 - Caleta De Fuste. ( as of 19.04.16 )

1.   Fado Rock Steak House - Portuguese Owned
2.   Volcano Restaurant - Spanish, I think. ( never been, heard it's an arm and a leg )
3.   15 - British
4.   Nestors - Venezuelan Owned
5.   Shivam Indian - Indian
6.   Pickled Palm - British
7.   Fusion 22 -  Indian
8.   The Cave - Italian Owned
9.   La Taberna El Capitan - Austrian Owned
10. Sports Lounge - British ( Irish Owned )

15 is Canadian owned and he's a Ammer. Also to put the record straight Denboy is a top geezer and so is his wife Janet (hee hee) Although I do ave photographic evidence that he was on mainland Spain recently eating doner kebabs
Thanks for the character reference Appy,think i will get slated for eating Kebabs in Spain though.They were made by a Turk,and were lovely.Not really a kebab eater,but kept going back for more,thats how good they were.Just going on the Lloret de Mar forum now to recommend the restaurant.
Nearly forgot.....We are both fine thanks Fi,hope you're well too.Nice to see you back on the forum again,it needs some helpful,informed people on it ;D :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on April 28, 2016, 10:25:50 AM
Denboy, you mentioned Loret De Ma, is that where you stayed ? if so, did you by any chance visit the resort sort of next door ? Tossa De Ma, reason i ask is just wondered what it's like these day's, it's where me and the mrs met 48yrs ago, keep saying we'll go back, maybe one day.
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on April 30, 2016, 21:46:42 PM
Paid a visit to Tossa de Mar,looked quiet a nice place.Would go back to either out of season again.Wouldn't go later,would be alive with youngsters wreaking havoc i think. Didn't find a decent Chinese though ;) :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: Deso on May 01, 2016, 10:07:23 AM
There is one Den,

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@41.7211877,2.9332951,3a,75y,98.89h,77.05t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sGZNQNydjKj45QFBC2bOTTw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

At least it was when we went there 23 years ago.   :D
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: denboy on May 01, 2016, 10:25:02 AM
I mean't in Lloret Neil.Only had a  flying visit to Tossa de mar.Went to see Salford play Catalans in Perpignan,now that is a lovely town,but very expensive.It's cheaper to stay in Lloret,and get the coach up to Perpignan. :)
Title: Re: Slowboat
Post by: bluefox on May 01, 2016, 11:00:47 AM
thank's for that D.B. hope it didn't turn into a mini Magaluf, what i remember most is the small cobbled narrow street's, probably called "the old town" these day's, just thought i must check out google earth might have been covered, sorry yer didn't find a "chinky".