Cockpit conversation

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Subject: Cockpit conversation

 
The plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.  His co-pilot is Chinese.  It's the first time they've flown together
and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.  Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain
activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,

"I don't like Chinese..."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.  That Japanese, not Chinese."
The Captain replies "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.  Doesn't matter, you're all alike."

There's a few minutes of silence ...
"I no rike Jews", the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.
"What?  That's insane.  Jews didn't sink the Titanic," exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah ... all frucking same."