Dead Horse

[Can the Man]

A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can`t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I`m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can`t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won`t tell anybody he`s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn`t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
Donald has now moved into the White House.