Divorce v Murder

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            DIVORCE vs. MURDER   
                 
              A nice, calm and  respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,  looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some  cyanide."



                The pharmacist asked, "Why in the  world do you need cyanide?"


                The lady replied, "I need it to  poison my husband."


                The  pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy!  I  can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the  law! I'll lose  my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will  happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"


                The lady reached into her purse and  pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's  wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture  and said,


                    "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.