Meat Pies!

[KWC]

A Yorkie and a Scouser go into Greggs the bakers.
The Scouser nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Yorkie, "Did you see that? The staff never even saw me."

The Yorkie says, "That's nowt mate, watch this."

So the Yorkie goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "Gi'us a pie and I'll show thee some magic," and he just stands there and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.

The manager says, "So, where's the magic in that?"

The Yorkie says, "Go and check that Scouser's pocket."