Well Fancy That

[Windermeregolfer]

Fancy that !


The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they
were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations
B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average,
have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly
the same age group, will have sex only once or
twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my
buddies at the golf club, as none of us had
any idea that we were Japanese.