Note on the fridge

[Keith Dean]

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore,
after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening at the
Comfort Inn Hotel with  Chantelle, my 18 year old secretary.
Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on  the dining room table:


My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old.. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you  are also 54 years old.
As you know, I am a mathematics teacher. I would like to inform you
that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta  with
Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant Rugby coach.
He is young, virile, and (like your secretary) 18 years old. As a
successful businessman with a mathematical brain, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, but with one small
difference:
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.