Scottish wife

[fatherted]

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband`s temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: “What`s the problem, Janet?
The woman says: “Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie Sandy comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon`.
”The Doctor says: “Aye, well… I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don`t swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep.”
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
She says: “Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an` swished, and he didnae touch me even once!
Tell me Doc…wha`s the secret? How`s the water do that?”The Doctor says: “Janet m`dear, it`s really nae big secret. The water does bugger all â€" it`s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."