Re: Son of Dross Meet Up

[Ronnietheblue]

He might do ''I'm a union man''

[DaveW]

or with his little ukulele in his hand

[Ronnietheblue]

Not a pretty sight Bob's little ukelele

[Elite of the forum]

Well i wont be putting the world to rights on the golf course with the rest of the fat cats 

[DaveW]

it is that red Bob, a real trouble maker 

[Ronnietheblue]

You could always catch the minitren up to Corrie Dave, will cost you an arm and a leg though. That's if it turns up

[Elite of the forum]

No 1st class for the tory fat cats im afraid would have to travel with the comrades

[DaveW]

He will feel at home in Corralejo it is full of his countrymen

[Ronnietheblue]

It sure is

[Elite of the forum]

At least my comrades spread their wealth amongst the down trodden locals unlike those chavs in Chavetta 

[Ronnietheblue]

Does that mean you're buying the ale

[Elite of the forum]

Yes brother Jon I will buy you a beer

[DaveW]

Some northern saddos were playing dominos it the pub this afternoon. Really know how to enjoy their holiday

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't beat a game of 5's and 3's you Cockeneeeees really do know  sod all

[Elite of the forum]

Yeh they just play golf 

[Ronnietheblue]

Not a proper sport ain't golf

[DaveW]

Two more northern saddos

[Ronnietheblue]

That's us 

[Elite of the forum]

Not rich enough to play golf

[DaveW]

Don't allow riff raff on golf courses

[Ronnietheblue]

That's us as well

[Elite of the forum]

Aye just the privileged tory boys

[DaveW]

The way it should be

[Ronnietheblue]

Bloomin fat cats

[Elite of the forum]

Well we wouldnt want to be bored to death with all that yah yah yah

[Ronnietheblue]

And cream teas

[Elite of the forum]

Golf bores 

[Ronnietheblue]

Too posh for us Bob

[Elite of the forum]

Thats it Chablis and champers what what old boy

[DaveW]

Must be time to feed your pigeons