TWO WORDS

DaveW · February 04, 2016, 08:52:50 AM

On the London Underground there are straps hanging from the ceiling that hard working London passengers who cannot get a seat hold to stop them falling over.

Master chef

Elite of the forum · February 04, 2016, 17:02:06 PM

Master race

DaveW · February 04, 2016, 17:18:49 PM

race track

Baldy · February 04, 2016, 19:19:29 PM

Train track

DaveW · February 04, 2016, 20:06:33 PM

Train delays

Ronnietheblue · February 04, 2016, 23:27:38 PM

Train strike

Elite of the forum · February 05, 2016, 07:51:37 AM

Tube strike

48 hrs from tomorrow teatime dave dont get caught out

DaveW · February 05, 2016, 08:42:06 AM

Test tube

Sack them all I would, overpaid bunch of wasters

Baldy · February 05, 2016, 17:21:41 PM

Test match

DaveW · February 05, 2016, 17:54:15 PM

Match programme

Baldy · February 05, 2016, 23:18:50 PM

Cricket match

Elite of the forum · February 06, 2016, 06:03:25 AM

Cricket bat

DaveW · February 06, 2016, 20:20:27 PM

Old bat

Elite of the forum · February 06, 2016, 20:22:09 PM

Old hat

Ronnietheblue · February 07, 2016, 07:49:34 AM

Straw hat

Baldy · February 07, 2016, 10:04:01 AM

Top hat

Ronnietheblue · February 07, 2016, 12:22:19 PM

Top cat

Baldy · February 07, 2016, 12:43:53 PM

Top man

DaveW · February 07, 2016, 14:45:59 PM

Big top

Baldy · February 07, 2016, 16:26:45 PM

Big head

DaveW · February 07, 2016, 18:25:40 PM

Big bang

Elite of the forum · February 07, 2016, 19:22:42 PM

Big girl

Baldy · February 07, 2016, 21:43:16 PM

Girl power

Elite of the forum · February 08, 2016, 06:39:56 AM

People power

Ronnietheblue · February 08, 2016, 06:52:42 AM

Power cut

dee-dee · February 08, 2016, 06:56:48 AM

hair cut

Ronnietheblue · February 08, 2016, 07:00:04 AM

Hair piece

DaveW · February 08, 2016, 07:28:39 AM

nose hair

Ronnietheblue · February 08, 2016, 07:38:00 AM

Pubic hair

DaveW · February 08, 2016, 07:39:15 AM

hair net