Two women.

[Keith Dean]

Two women were playing golf. One teed
off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of
the men and he immediately fell to the
ground and rolled around in agony clasping
his groin. The woman rushed down to
the man, and began to apologize. "Please
allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if
you'd allow me."
"No, no, I'll be okay in a few minutes,"
the man protested, even though he was still
obviously in agony, lying in the foetal position,
still clasping his hands at his groin.
She persisted, however, and he finally allowed
her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid
them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside. She administered
tender and artful massage for several
minutes and asked, "How does that feel?"
"Pretty good," he replied, "but I still
think







my thumb's broken."

[HelenR]