If he wants sex!!!

[Keith Dean]

A prisoner escapes from his prison after
serving twelve years of a life sentence.
While he is on the run he comes across a
house in a remote location and breaks into
it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets
the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,
ties up the woman to the bed and while he
gets on top of her, he kisses her on the
neck, then gets up and goes to the
bathroom.
The husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
man is desperate. He probably spent a lot
of time in prison and has not seen a woman
in years. I saw the way he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't fght him, don't
complain, just do what he tells you. This
man is dangerous, if he gets angry, he will
kill us. Be strong, darling. I love you."
His wife replies, "He has spent the last
twelve years in prison. He wasn't kissing
my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he finds you very attractive
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
bathroom. Be strong, darling. I love you
too."

[HelenR]

  brilliant