Obituary.

[Keith Dean]

An old man whose wife had recently
passed away decided to place an obituary
in the local paper. He went to see the editor
and was told it would cost £1 a word.
After turning out the contents of his pocket,
the old man found £3 in loose change.
He wrote: "Doris Smith Dead".
Seeing this, the editor felt so sorry for
him he said; "For £3 you can have seven
words."
The old man thanked him and thought
for a while. Then he wrote: "Doris Smith
Dead.










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[HelenR]