Always spell check before sending!

[Keith Dean]

A man received an e-mail from his neighbour which said:

Sorry Jim, but I have been taking advantage of your wife... day and night whenever you've not been at home.

In fact, probably more than you. I'm confessing now because I feel really guilty.

I will ask your permission in the future.

Upon reading this, Jim gets his gun and, without uttering a word, he shoots his wife.


A few minutes later he receives another e-mail:

"Sorry Jim: I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife.'"