Biscuits

[HelenR]

WARNING!! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, Hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon & Made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut as an accomplice .only known to the police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence, So the Jammie Dodger might get away with it 

[KWC]

WARNING!! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, Hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon & Made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut as an accomplice .only known to the police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence, So the Jammie Dodger might get away with it 

Wafer thin joke that one, your surely crackers!

[HelenR]

 

I'll get my coat 

[Can the Man]

Not up to your usual standard