How to get to heaven from Ireland

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How to get to Heaven from Ireland :


A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.


I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.


'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'


'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into to heaven?


Again, the answer was 'NO!'


'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'


Again, they all answered 'NO!'


I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'


A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'


It's a curious race, the Irish.


Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?