Five Words

[DaveW]

Private asked sergeant to exit

Crumb

[Ronnietheblue]

Can ran unfortunately missed bus

dread

[DaveW]

Dee's Ron exercises all day

lumps

[Can the Man]

Lisa undresses nookie poles slowly

Braid

[DaveW]

Brazen Ron asked intimate details

Ponds

[Can the Man]

Postmen often nod down slides

silly

[DaveW]

Steve is Leicester's loyalist yob 

Manic

[Can the Man]

Madge and Nero in cognito

Daffy

[Ronnietheblue]

Did a flamingo fly yesterday

Lunch

[DaveW]

Lingerie, undies numb Can's head


Slurp

[Ronnietheblue]

Santa loves undermining Rudolph's present

Trees

[DaveW]

Tom reads every Evening Standard

Clasp

[Elite of the forum]

Can Loves Asparagus Soup Please

Boggy

[Can the Man]

Bobby offered groovy gropes yesterday

Plate

[DaveW]

placed last at the event

snail

[Ronnietheblue]

Somalian nomads attack in leotards

Pluck

[DaveW]

Paddies liven up County Kildare

Bloke

[Can the Man]

Bob's lack of Kop educated

Golfs

[Ronnietheblue]

Go on let's forgive Santa

Shank

[Elite of the forum]

Santa Has A Nasty Kink

Trees

[DaveW]

Today Ron eats extra sausage-rolls

eagle

[Ronnietheblue]

Everyone agrees girls love earrings

Rolls

[Can the Man]

Ronnie offers Lisa lots salad

Marty

[Ronnietheblue]

May all reindeer titillate yuletide

Coats

[Can the Man]

Can opens all tits slowly

Roger

[Ronnietheblue]

Ronnie organises girls exactly right

Blond

[Can the Man]

Bob left oranges nearly done

Dunce

[Ronnietheblue]

Dave unites naked Caleta extremists

Punch

[Can the Man]

Paddy undid naked Chas's holsters

Reply

[Ronnietheblue]

Rubbish excuses please little Yasmin

Craft