Five Words

[Baldy]

Tottenhams european matches prematurely terminated

Spurs

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Southerners perform unusual routines sadly

Sadly

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Spotted a drunk loud Yorkshireman

Drunk

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Daves randy undressed neighbours kissed

Randy

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Ron always needs daily yeast

Yeast

[Baldy]

Yorkies eat any stinking tripe

Tripe

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Tottenhams riots incited people's emotions

Riots

[DaveW]

Ron insults old Tottenham supporters

annoy

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Another nasty northern offensive yob

Nasty

[DaveW]

Never ask someone to yodel

Yodel

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Yesterday our Dave enjoyed Leeds

Enjoy

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Eels nicely jellied obtained yesterday

tasty

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Thinking about Sturgeon terrifies you

Jocks

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Just opened continental knickers shop

Pants

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Pauls Arsenal never thrash Spurs

Never

[DaveW]

Norfolk encourages very eccentric ramblings

Spark

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Some people are rarely knackered

Brite

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Brexit regularly incites trolling excesses

Troll

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Talking rubbish often like loonies

Often

[Baldy]

Otley ferrets teeth enjoy nibbling

Teeth

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Tottenham enjoyed every teams hospitality

Every

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Eating vegetables ensures remaining young

Young

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Yesterday our uncouth neighbours gyrated

Gypsy

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Group yoga programme started yesterday

Group

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Getting  randy often upsets pensioners
Randy

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Running around Norfolk drains you

drain

[Baldy]

Dave rummages around in Norfolk

David

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Dee always visits insane Dave

Visit

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Venkys improve soccer in t'north

Spend

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Some people enjoy needless debates

Beach