Five Words

[DaveW]

Suffolk ale lasts all day

lasts

[Ronnietheblue]

Let's all slate the Southerners

Slate

[DaveW]

Swinging London attracts talented entrepreneurs

money

[Baldy]

Moaning old northerners embraced yesterday


Moans

[DaveW]

must only admits non smokers

fumar

[Baldy]

Footballers under Mourinho are relegated


Tossa

[DaveW]

Tottenham only sign super artistes

Stars

[Ronnietheblue]

Spurs think Arsenal really stupid

Think

[DaveW]

Take home Indian nutritional Korma

curry

[Ronnietheblue]

Cockeneeees usually respect Rons Yorkshire

Cider

[DaveW]

Certainly interesting, Dee entertains Ron

treat

[Ronnietheblue]

Tottenham regret every Arsenal transfer

Solly

[DaveW]

Somewhere one Londoner likes Yorkshire

Idiot

[Ronnietheblue]

Irresistible Daves in our team

Hagis

[DaveW]

Hairy ars*d gentlemen in Sheffield

bloke

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob licks oversized knickers erotically

Thong

[DaveW]

trying hard opening new girdle

opens

[Ronnietheblue]

Old pensioners evade national service

Serve

[DaveW]

Sumptuous, enjoyable, rich, vibrant eels

fishy

[Ronnietheblue]

Fighting in stilettos hurts you

Bingo

[DaveW]

Bob insults nice gentle oldies

bully

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob unfortunately likes Lancastrian yobs

Thugs

[DaveW]

Tenerife has unusual grey sand

Arena

[Ronnietheblue]

Alas Russki enjoys naughty Arabs

Arabs

[DaveW]

Avaricious Ron attacks big supper

meals

[Ronnietheblue]

Marinated eels attract lucky southerners

Vibes

[DaveW]

Virgins in Bradford existed sometime

Angel

[Baldy]

All northern girls eat leeks


Foods

[Ronnietheblue]

Falling out over Daves Spurs

Falls

[DaveW]

Frisky after long lasting sex

romps