Five Words

[Ronnietheblue]

Southerners consume eels nearly every Saturday

Sunday

[DaveW]

Southerners understand northern dialects aye yes

speaks

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Spurs players eagerly attempt kicking sprouts

Sprout

[DaveW]

Slow play riles others upsetting tranquillity

annoys

[Ronnietheblue]

Another naughty naturist observes Yorkshire's serenity

Serene

[DaveW]

Stretching elastic Ron eats nothing excessive

Expand

[Ronnietheblue]

Every Xmas panto annoys nasty Dave

Pantos

[DaveW]

Oh no it doesn't

Pants and natty tie offer style

styles

[Ronnietheblue]

Sometimes the Yorkshireman looks erotically sexy

Joking

[DaveW]

Jon organises karaoke involving northern girls

Grooms

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Good reindeers often obey merry Santa

Tinsel

[DaveW]

Terrible indigestion never settles  eating lasagne

Italia

[Ronnietheblue]

Indigestion tablets and lemonade isn't awful

Tablet

[DaveW]

Tottentenham always beat Leicester easily - true

always

[Ronnietheblue]

All Londoners want athletic Yorkshire studs

Lester

[DaveW]

Last Easter someone tormented erascible Ron

easter

[Ronnietheblue]

Every alternative Saturday try eating rabbit

Rabbit

[DaveW]

Ron always buys boring insipid Tetleys

Tetley

[Ronnietheblue]

Tasting exotic teas looks exceptionally yummy

Exotic

[DaveW]

Exeriencing xtended overexposure turns into colds

manflu

[Baldy]

Men Are Not Flyers Like Unicorns


Flyers

[Ronnietheblue]

Females love Yorkshire especially randy southerners

Turnip

[DaveW]

Touring Uttoxeter Ron's nice in pink

tourer

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Travelling on underground railway entices Romanians

Undies

[DaveW]

Underwear never dries in Essex sunshine

pantie

[Ronnietheblue]

Purleigh and Nayland theyre in Essex

They're

[DaveW]

Impressed

Tall healthy energetic Yorkshire ramblers exercise

Anorak

[Ronnietheblue]

Thank you

Another naturist organises Russians atrocious kissing

Organs

[DaveW]

Old Ron gets a new sweater

jumper

[Ronnietheblue]

Jon usually manages perfect erotic routines

Manage