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Re: WHAT MADE YOU ANGRY TODAY

Started by Ronnietheblue, December 04, 2013, 07:47:37 AM

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DaveW

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Next door talking loudly at 2am

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DaveW


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Can the Man

Quote from: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 09:09:38 AM
Next door talking loudly at 2am then having noisy sex at 4.30


Dave you should go in and knock on the door when they are having sex, then run and hide on them.  :P, in Ireland we call it playing nick nack.

Ronnietheblue

Run and hide. Its dave we're talking about ;D

Can the Man

Yea, if he goes next door, and bangs loudly on the door, by the time the guy gets his cacks on and downstairs to answer the door, Dave can be long gone.

If he is caught, all he has to do is say he was looking for to get into his own house and that he thought the wife had locked him out, and he then realised it was the wrong house, he shoudl get away with that.

Remonds me of a time I was in a hotel, and I woke up about 6am in the morning with the couple going at it in the next room, all the moaning and groaning going on, so I knocked on the wall, and asked if I could join in, they quickly stopped, I reckon I put him off mid stride, and he never got to finish it - a case of blue balls Im sure  ;D ;D

HelenR

 ;D ;D ;D ;D well that made me smile lol

Everything has made me annoyed today people in general lol

Can the Man

Helen, sounds like you need to sit back, relax and enjoy a nice glass of Rioja  ;)

Ronnietheblue


HelenR

Nothing yet but give it time  :o :o

@Can the Man I had an early night instead  ;D if today like yesterday there is a bottle in the fridge with just my name on it  :-*

DaveW

At the Ocean View for early breakfast, only people in/outside the restaurant. A person sits on the table next to us (there are 30 others to chose from) and lights up a cigarette while we are eating. Why are smokers so pig ignorant!

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DaveW

It is very irritating and unnecessary >:( >:(

Ronnietheblue

Totally agree, I wouldn't dream of smoking where people were eating

HelenR

When i have planned tea but the other people in this house have different ideas  >:( >:( daughter going out so had hers early and bf doesnt want anything yet...................may as well turn this house into a cafe and then proceed to find a brush to shove up my a*@e to sweep the floor at the same time  :o

Can the Man

Quote from: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
At the Ocean View for early breakfast, only people in/outside the restaurant. A person sits on the table next to us (there are 30 others to chose from) and lights up a cigarette while we are eating. Why are smokers so pig ignorant!


Dave, you need to walk up to this pig and say to him, ' I'd like to apologise to you before it happens, but my wife and I both had a very hot Indian curry last night, and we are prone to f a r t the morning away, and from past experience the smell is unbearable, perhaps you would like to reposition your self to another table', if this doesn't work, the sit there and after 5 mins start saying to Jenny 'ooh I think it's starting to happen', then lean to one side and raise your part of your body that you sit on off the seat slightly, have Jenny start giving out to you and then have her go Ooooo I think it's happening to me also. Guarantee he'll run a mile  :P :P :P

Can the Man

Quote from: Wigangirl on February 25, 2014, 16:43:47 PM
When i have planned tea but the other people in this house have different ideas  >:( >:( daughter going out so had hers early and bf doesnt want anything yet...................may as well turn this house into a cafe and then proceed to find a brush to shove up my a*@e to sweep the floor at the same time  :o

Hi Helen, I bet you had a nice clean floor and then no. 1 daughter walks in with muddy shoes.......  ;) ;) ;)

Ronnietheblue

He's a silver tongued charmer is old Can ;D

HelenR

the kindle fire i got the other half for christmas wont switch on. displays kindle fire on the screen and then thats it  >:(

Ronnietheblue

Is there a little hole at the back, where you can push a pin and reset it.

HelenR

no, says online to hold the power button in and leave it for 30 seconds, tried that. When it comes on it just says kindle fire on the screen and does nothing else  :o will get him to ring amazon see if they can fix it, only had it since December  :(

Ronnietheblue

Bet the bf fixes it straight away ;D

DaveW

Not had any problems with my Kindle fire and have had it about a year. I did have a similar problem with my old Kindle which required a reload of the software. Amazon helped me sort it. Good luck.

HelenR

doubt it he was sulking all last night its the end of the world, thats why i tried this morning. Amazon might just replace it with it not being that old, took me ages trying to remember where the receipt was  :o :o :o

Ronnietheblue

Amazon are pretty good at getting things sorted

HelenR

I will get him to ring them can't cope with another night of sulking lol  ::)

Ronnietheblue

Done a bit of research. Try pressing and holding the power button in  for 60 secs, make sure you don't release and time 60 secs. Then release and press power button again.

HelenR


Ronnietheblue

Good luck with it, let us know if you get a result