Re: WHAT MADE YOU ANGRY TODAY

[dee-dee]

No sorry Dave ..I`ll be there 6am Saturday...did you want me to pass on your best regards? 

[Ronnietheblue]

if I know Dave, he wants his brass back

[Can the Man]

Pass on his sticky pants more like Dee 

[DaveW]

I have got my form, I will be suing for a pair of ruined trousers

[Ronnietheblue]

And I bet they were Paul Smith designer ones £950 a pair

[Can the Man]

Claim for a stick of gum as well Dave 

[DaveW]

The seat next to me had the same problem, the lady was not happy as she was going to a meeting and had nothing to change into

[Can the Man]

BR have a lot to answer for

[Ronnietheblue]

Hope you apologised

[DaveW]

Remind me to give you a slap when I go oop north

I blame Bob

[Can the Man]

No Bob just dumps in Leeds

[dee-dee]

I will be checking my reserved seats before I park my bum on Saturday 

[Ronnietheblue]

just ask Dave what his seat number was

[Can the Man]

Make sure you do Dee, don't want you getting stuck as well 

[DaveW]

Carriage D Seat 65. The conductor Peter will support my complaint

[Can the Man]

And Bob the driver

[Ronnietheblue]

serves ya right for booking third class

[DaveW]

No he is the fat controller

[Can the Man]

Did you meet Thomas and Henry ?

[Ronnietheblue]

and Ringo

[dee-dee]

Its Ok..I`m in coach C 

[Can the Man]

Beware of the chewing gum thug Dee, they do not stick to specific coaches 

[DaveW]

I didn't say it was chewing gum, think we have caught the vandal

[Can the Man]

Was it body fluids ? 

[DaveW]

I have no idea

[Can the Man]

Stains , smells

[DaveW]

Just very sticky, didn't investigate any further

[Can the Man]

Nasty Dave, you need to get your own back.

[Ronnietheblue]

we all know its an insurance scam

[Can the Man]

Not our Dave surely