Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

A very loud

[Elite of the forum]

Noise which needs

[HelenR]

To be recorded

[Elite of the forum]

So that the

[HelenR]

Southerners could then

[Captain Sensible]

decide what to

[Elite of the forum]

Do with proper

[Captain Sensible]

sounds of the

[Elite of the forum]

Highlands and not

[Captain Sensible]

a poor imitation

[HelenR]

Of cans singing

[Captain Sensible]

in his barotone

[HelenR]

Out of tune

[Captain Sensible]

until someone decides

[HelenR]

To silence him

[Elite of the forum]

By stuffing a

[Can the Man]

A Red cortina

[Elite of the forum]

Down his y-fronts

[HelenR]

Then taking a

[Elite of the forum]

Banana and shoving

[HelenR]

It down his

[DaveW]

tractor exhaust that

[HelenR]

He proudly showed

[Elite of the forum]

at all the

[DaveW]

starry eyed ladies

[HelenR]

who needed glasses

[DaveW]

to focus on

[HelenR]

his small onions

[Captain Sensible]

that had begun

[HelenR]

to start turning