Re: 3 word story

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That was able

[Captain Sensible]

to learn to

[DaveW]

Thomas Tuchal dance

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so he can

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Jive around Conte

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and shake his

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Hand and not

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hold on for

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An age waiting

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Spurs stop cheating

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in order to

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Upset whinging Chelsea

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who spend money

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More money than

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Blackburn have ever

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Seen in brown

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envelopes from unknown

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Pie makers from

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the East End

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Of Wigan where

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they dance every

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Night over a

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Bed of hot

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coals, which caused

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Minor burns to

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Their dangly bits

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Due to Jon

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not enforcing the

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Shorts must be

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worn at all