Re: 3 word story

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Black sequinned bikinl 

[DaveW]

That barely covered

[Baldy]

Her outstanding points

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which Jon closely

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Inspected with his

[DaveW]

Tongue hanging out

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Whilst struggling to

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hide his excitement

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As would cause

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His smugglers to

[Elite of the forum]

Bulge and embarrass

[Baldy]

The nuns who

[DaveW]

were playing with

[Baldy]

The beer bike

[DaveW]

With Bob peddling

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To the nearest

[Baldy]

Picket line where

[DaveW]

The old dinosaurs

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Still run the

[DaveW]

the union because

[Baldy]

They need bringing

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Some more beer

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And vodka to

[DaveW]

stop them bringing

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The railways to

[DaveW]

the 1800s when

[Baldy]

They can stay

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For toilet break

[DaveW]

In the outside

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Loo at Daves