What can you hear?

[Can the Man]

Oh dear you been eating beans and onions again 

[HelenR]

  . Not me 

[Can the Man]

I thought you were the only farter in the family

[HelenR]

He tells porkies!! He's had beans 

[HelenR]

[Can the Man]

Love it 

BTW I had beans today, and NO farts 

[HelenR]

He's very loud surprised his stomach contents havnt blown out 

[Can the Man]

Stick a cork in it 

[HelenR]

Haha

[HelenR]

Be him tomorrow 

[Can the Man]

Hahahaha

[HelenR]

Glad I'm off 

[Can the Man]

Poor mark, but then again if they are best buddies, they probably fart in harmony 

You know the Billy Connolly rules for 60 years and older.
1. Never waste an opportunity to have a pee
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

[HelenR]

Hahaha

marks on the late shift so not together tomorrow. I might record him then email it to everybody 

[Can the Man]

Good idea

[HelenR]

and the snoring........revenge

[Can the Man]

Good idea

[HelenR]

I've downloaded a recorder on my tablet

[Can the Man]

Good stuff, then away you go

[HelenR]

He's asleep now  you bet he'll be silent now

[Elite of the forum]

Radio 2

[HelenR]

Washer

[Brightspark]

The neighbours having sex
She's now screaming "bang me like the wackamole in the arcade honey"

[Elite of the forum]

nowt like wackamole sex

[HelenR]

Is that like a back scuttle lol 

[Elite of the forum]

cant beat a bit of a scuttle 

[HelenR]

 

[Brightspark]

you seem like the kind of girl that would be up for an angry dragon tbh

[HelenR]

No comment 

[Brightspark]

No comment 

well no you wouldn't be able to, you'd be so bunged up it would be running out your nose