What made you laugh today?

[Elite of the forum]

Oh yes 

[Ronnietheblue]

Which bar does she work in,will shake her hand in Feb

[Elite of the forum]

Pennylane 

[Ronnietheblue]

Marvellous we're staying next door to that in the apartments opposite the tennis courts

[Elite of the forum]

Lucky you 

[dee-dee]

Short shift 

[Ronnietheblue]

No shift

[DaveW]

Ordered a cerveza grande with my lunch and got a litre of lager, could hardly lift the glass

[Ronnietheblue]

Am sure you managed it

[dee-dee]

Will be finished at 11am 

[Ronnietheblue]

Nowt got a long day

[Ronnietheblue]

Spurs have gone above Arsenal  

[DaveW]

Great but we usually think the season is over when it has happened in the past

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't remember it ever happening 

[DaveW]

Happened the last few seasons

[Ronnietheblue]

Latest weather report

[dee-dee]

Its Friday 

[DaveW]

We are up to second in the premiership

[Ronnietheblue]

If you go above Leicester, you'll be the most hated club in Britain 

[dee-dee]

6 threads about Place in the Sun   

[Ronnietheblue]

Think it's a wind up

[Ronnietheblue]

I've voted for Bob up top ( twice) . Come on fellow drossers, it's time to show solidarity

[dee-dee]

Already voted for Bob last night  Pity we can`t vote again and again...

[Ronnietheblue]

I've voted twice

[DaveW]

Jon on holiday with no wifi, peace for a week

[Elite of the forum]

Hes been to see our daughter,she said they were a nice couple 

[DaveW]

He didn't wait long, hope she didn't have to keep him in ale

[Elite of the forum]

He wouldnt stay long unless it was happy hour 

[Ronnietheblue]

Met a wonderful lady,who for security purposes i'll call L. Found out loads of gossip. Boy is this gonna cost a certain person a few beers

[Elite of the forum]

No use bribing me im on the sick for 2/3 weeks