What made you laugh today?

[DaveW]

The Love Punch

[Ronnietheblue]

Never heard of it

[HelenR]

Sounds like a naughty toy 

[DaveW]

No only a 12+

[dee-dee]

The Love Punch

Whats this?

[Ronnietheblue]

A film

[HelenR]

Sounds bit iffy to me 

[dee-dee]

I reckon hes getting muddled up with this ...Suffolk Punch 

[DaveW]

Cast included Emma Thompson, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Spall, Celia Imrie, Louise Bourgoin, Laurent Lafitte

[Can the Man]

Never heard of it. 

[HelenR]

Nothing yet

[HelenR]

Still nothing

[Can the Man]

Whilst researching my family tree, it would appear I come from a very long line of dead people.

[HelenR]

Lol ....that made me laugh 

[Can the Man]

I can't believe I was sacked from my job at the calender factory.

All I did was take a day off.

[HelenR]

Oh dear lol 

[Can the Man]

I got a text message from my wife earlier that read, "I'm lying in bed waiting for you."

I text back. "I'd love a  good  s.h.a.g, babe, but I'm stuck in work."

She replied, "You forgot I'm having surgery today didn't you?"

[HelenR]

  lol 

[Can the Man]

Went hiking with the wife at the weekend. Unfortunately she started having her period and had forgotten her tampons. I suggested we stop and put the tent up.

It was a bit of an effort but it stopped the bleeding.

[HelenR]

Shocking 

[Can the Man]

I can remember the days, as a builder, when we used to shout, "Oi oi love, show us your tits!", to women as they walked past the building site.

But since I've been working in Birmingham, we've mostly been shouting, "Oi oi love, show us your face!"

[HelenR]

 

[Can the Man]

I've just realised that the number one reason that a women takes a bloke back at the end of a night is to help her undo that blasted button on the back of her dress.

[HelenR]

Terrible. 

[Can the Man]

A man has been killed at a football match at the Arruda Stadium in Brazil between Recife and Santa Cruz, when a man ripped a toilet bowl out and threw it into the crowd where there were fights between rival supporters going on.

You could say the s.h.1.t has hit the fan.

[HelenR]

They get worse 

[Can the Man]

I always bring a condom with me on a night out.

Unfortunately it's always the same one.

[HelenR]

Hahahaha passion killers 

[Can the Man]

Hahahaha passion killers 

[HelenR]

Dear god