What made you laugh today?

[Ronnietheblue]

Couldn't agree more

[Ronnietheblue]

Nothing mi head hurts

[Can the Man]

Poor Jon 

[DaveW]

Spurs beating United again

[Can the Man]

No way, did they really beat the mighty Red Devils ?

[DaveW]

Yep 

[Can the Man]

What score ?

[DaveW]

2 - 1, it was at Old Trafford

[Can the Man]

Wow, big win there for Spurs then, well done

[Ronnietheblue]

I'm not talking about football it bores me now

[DaveW]

Poor old Banties

Moyes interview

[Ronnietheblue]

Not having to work

[Ronnietheblue]

Just read Woe10's reply in mortgage drama on general chat. Dave you should be ashamed of yourself

[DaveW]

I read that. You can get dodgy neighbours wherever you buy a property. Never had a problem with noise on the golf course, the loudest are the Spanish when they have a party but is a nice happy noise.

[Ronnietheblue]

I mustn't have shanked one by your place then

[Can the Man]

I mustn't have shanked one by your place then

More likely to have shafted one, 'A young one' 

[Ronnietheblue]

Trust you

[DaveW]

I mustn't have shanked one by your place then

Would be hell of a shank to reach my place

[Ronnietheblue]

Yep I can do good ones

[Can the Man]

Bought my wife tickets to the Canaries for her birthday.

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I take her to see Norwich.

[Ronnietheblue]

Having a night off

[Can the Man]

I was busy taking a crapp at work this morning when I thought,"It feels like I've forgotten something."

"House keys?..Nope got it."

"cigarettes?.."Nope got it."

"Wallet?..Nope got that as well."

"Oh f#$k,I'm still sitting in my office chair."

Stop Editing my posts Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

Cans on pomp tonight

[Ronnietheblue]

Got a Friday night off

[Can the Man]

Good, go and bring Lisa shopping to Matalan

[Ronnietheblue]

Behave

[Can the Man]

We all know you love shopping in Matalan

[Can the Man]

Which Matalan do you go to, your spolit for choice


Consett

Matalan - Hermiston Retail Park

DH8 5SB

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:00 - 16:00



Darlington

Matalan - Neasham Retail Centre Neasham Road

Dl1 4PF

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Durham

Matalan - Dragonville Lane Belmont

DH1 2WP

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Gateshead Central

Matalan - 137 High Street

NE8 1EJ

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 18:30
Sunday: 10:00 - 16:30



Hartlepool

Matalan - Unit 1 Anchor Retail Park Marina Way

TS24 0XR

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Killingworth

Matalan - The Killingworth Centre Citadel West

NE12 6YT

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Middlesbrough

Matalan - Cleaveland Retail Park Skippers Lane

TS6 6UX

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Newcastle

Matalan - Unit 1 Belvedere Ret Pk Brunton Parkway

NE3 2PA

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 17:00



Stockton

Matalan - Bridge Road Retai l Park Parkfield Road

TS18 3AY

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 19:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30



Sunderland

Matalan - Pallions Retail Park Woodbine Terrace

SR4 6TY

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 11:00 - 17:00



Sunderland Clearance Store

Matalan - Unit 1 Hylton Riverside Retail Park

SR5 3XG

Tel: 0845 330 3330

Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 18:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 18:00
Sunday: 11:00 - 17:00

[Can the Man]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

Custody was yesterday granted to Bradford City football club as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

[Ronnietheblue]

Matalan Eccleshill Bradford