How are you feeling?

[Ronnietheblue]

just taken  booking for party, that was great fun

[HelenR]

think of the money 

[Ronnietheblue]

aye a funeral party, booked a big buffet, which is good

[HelenR]

used to hate the funerals when i worked in the hotels, i always laugh when i shouldnt 

[Ronnietheblue]

I always put mi foot in it in some way or other, like asking if they've enjoyed it

[HelenR]

hahahahaha ive seen some beauties in my time, i should write a book on what goes on in hotels.
I once turned up for the late shift (3-11) i knew was a funeral in at 2 so i was prepared for it, when i walked in there was a load of people doing the conga around the restaurant  i thought it was a xmas do but it was the funeral, they didn't care at all lol

[Ronnietheblue]

LOL best one I had was  when the blokes girlfriend turned up, his wife went ballistic, started fighting

[Elite of the forum]

hungry

[Ronnietheblue]

Thirsty

[HelenR]

Happy I've blagged tomorrow off  . Wine tonight then 

[Ronnietheblue]

ready for 7 oclock, need mi curry

[dee-dee]

I`m good 

[Elite of the forum]

Lighter in the wallet

[HelenR]

Drunk ish xxxxx

[Elite of the forum]

full of a cold 

[HelenR]

full of a cold 

Aww no    the sun will sort it

[Elite of the forum]

will annoy someone on the plane by wiping me nose on my sleeve 

[HelenR]

  sneeze over the person in front if they out their seats back

[HelenR]

  sneeze over the person in front if they put their seat back

[Elite of the forum]

wont be able to do that on the front row 

[Ronnietheblue]

Why are you driving

[dee-dee]

I`m ok  Don`t you fly a plane and not drive? 

[Ronnietheblue]

Think ya probably right

[Elite of the forum]

Jon if you want to drive it you can mate

Dont listen to that spiteful lady who has dumped you

[Ronnietheblue]

Not only  dumped, but now she's picking on mi, ya right Bob, I'll drive ya plane

[dee-dee]

Suppose you both think you are funny ?   

[Elite of the forum]

YES

[Ronnietheblue]

YOU LOVE US AND YOU KNOW IT

[HelenR]

Pathetic 


In a good mood

[Ronnietheblue]

ready for a beer