Two Housewife's

[Keith Dean]

Two housewife's met for coffee and one was in a new outfit, that her husband had financed.
The second lady asked how she had managed to get the money from her husband.

It's easy, she replied.

We went out last night, to our local bar which has those high bar stools. I just picked my oldest pair of undies, with a few holes in them and sat down opposite him. He asked if they where the best I had got, then gave me €200 to buy new ones.

The second lady said she would try it out that night.

They met the next day and the first lady asked how she got on.
I decided to go one better, she replied. I did not wear any undies. My husband noticed and asked what I was playing at. I replied that I did not have any money to buy new ones.

So what happened, said the first lady.

The second lady said that her husband immediately got out his wallet, dived into it, pulled out his comb and said............ Go and tidy your self up!!!!!!!!!!!!