Today's Word

[Keith Dean]

Today's word is................ Fluctuations
I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this situation.


I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one
lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for
dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the clerk,
"Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I
only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The clerk shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady replied, "Fluc you white people too!"