Romantic text

[dagwood]

Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:


If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.


If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."