5 rules

[fatherted]

Five rules to remember in life.

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the chap whose parents weren't married when he was born's name.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry
in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember
you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk