Happy and sad

[fatherted]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said: "That is an absolute bunch of number two. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time..."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick..."

[Paddster]

LOL - quality