Women

[dagwood]

ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN:


First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over
and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only
when she wants to and only in the
missionary position .


IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk
and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk
and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind
drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an
expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and
her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to
marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids
together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.


CHINESE WOMEN:


First date: You get to buy her an expensive
dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more
expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third
date and you realize nothing is ever going
to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN:


First Date: You get to buy her a real
expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her
girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone
else.


MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner,
get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the
back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later,
her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother,
all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and
you live on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be nice,
but now looks like a home along the
Tijuana strip.




JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You spend all your
money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image.
Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier.


ARAB WOMEN:

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First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third date!


The POINT?

'DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE IRISH ?