the beer drinker

[dagwood]

> DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER AND A MALE BEER DRINKER:

> > Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
> >
> > Man: Yes.
> > Lady Interviewer: How much a day?
> > Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.
> > Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?
> > Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
> > Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?
> > Man: 15 years.
> > Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you
> > consuming
> > 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one
> > year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
> > Man: Correct.
> > Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not
> > accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly
> > $162,000; correct?
> > Man: Correct.
> > Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink
> > for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
> > Man: Do you drink?
> > Lady Interviewer: No.
> > Man: So where's your fuckin' Ferrari?

[Can the Man]

Brilliant Dagwood I love it