phew!!!

[dagwood]

A woman was sitting on the bus on her way home from Dublin.
 
Two other women got on the bus.
 
After a few minutes one of the woman says to the other,
 
"Oh, smell my wrist, it's Gucci, €69.99 at Sam MaCauley's.
 
The other woman says to her friend, "Smell my wrist, it's Armani, €84.99 at Shaws.
 
The woman sitting down stood up and walked over,
 
raised her leg and farted and says,
 
"BRUSSELS SPROUTS ALDI, 69 cents!!"