Little Billy

[tarkacreek]

Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one Mars bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 Mars bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fcuking business!!"