The dead

[KWC]

A policeman was taking the coroner round a mortuary and was showing him three dead bodies with smiles on their faces.

The coroner asked how they died. The policeman told him the first was an Italian who was making love to his mistress and had a heart attack.
The next was a Scotsman who won the lottery and died from alcoholic poisoning.
The third was an Irishman who died from lightning.

The coroner asked why he was smiling. The policeman told him that he thought he was getting his photo taken!!