This says it all

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Pythagoras' Theorem: ............................................24 words.

Lord's prayer:....................................................... 66 words.

Archimedes' Principle: ............................................ 67 words.

Ten Commandments: ............................................ 179 words.

Gettysburg address: ............................................. 286 words.

US Declaration of Independence: .................... 1,300 words.

European regulations on the sale of CABBAGES:....... 26,911 words.

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