Airport lounge

[fatherted]

A man is alone in an airport lounge, when a beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly....

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

'To Fly. To Serve'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:

'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says:
'What the F**k do you want?'

'Aha!' he says

"Ryanair"

[Ronnietheblue]

Lol love it fatherted

[Paddster]

Christ you was bored..........

[Ronnietheblue]

Far better than Can's efforts  

[Can the Man]

Far better than Can's efforts