Goodbye Ryanair

fifi · February 12, 2013, 10:15:31 AM

Voldermort · February 12, 2013, 10:19:40 AM

His total lack of decorum and chiselling opportunism never fails to disappoint does it...

fifi · February 12, 2013, 10:21:26 AM

Oh he is fantastic.....I love him. He never misses an opportunity.

sorepaws · February 12, 2013, 11:04:41 AM

now would this mean that seating would be an option you would have to pay more for ?

zedzedeleven · February 12, 2013, 11:38:59 AM

Just remind me, what did we call him on here? Oh yes, saint Michael. How very prophetic! unless of course he lurks on here from time to time.

whyme · February 12, 2013, 14:55:34 PM

Whatever you think of him he'll be loaded, the ultimate business man.

Can the Man · February 12, 2013, 15:10:03 PM

I think he's brilliant, never misses an opportunity and only for him what would we now be paying for air travel.

falkirkdan · February 12, 2013, 17:17:05 PM

Very clever. The best pope joke so far.

ashworth · February 12, 2013, 20:43:48 PM

I wish he would introduce no seat flights. That would be the next best thing. 20 quid each way not having to sit next to a fat git or a disaranged kid. Free to walk around the plane as I do anyway. Come on Ryanair get a move on...

dagwood · February 12, 2013, 21:56:31 PM

Quote from: ashworth on February 12, 2013, 20:43:48 PM
I wish he would introduce no seat flights. That would be the next best thing. 20 quid each way not having to sit next to a fat git or a disaranged kid. Free to walk around the plane as I do anyway. Come on Ryanair get a move on...

I feel abused, I could be that fat git who on occasion has been known to pass wind. And the silent ones are deadly.

PeterHeirman · February 13, 2013, 15:50:20 PM

Notice the cheap flight is a One Way only

Blueboy7 · February 13, 2013, 19:50:27 PM

Excellent, wonder if he will introduce entrance fees for churches, and have express entry etc?

They could do a lot worse than Mr Oleary and probably will.

dagwood · February 14, 2013, 09:59:45 AM

Quote from: Blueboy7 on February 13, 2013, 19:50:27 PM
Excellent, wonder if he will introduce entrance fees for churches, and have express entry etc? They could do a lot worse than Mr Oleary and probably will.

Must have been a while since you been to Church Blueboy7. Loads of boxes for envelopes, Collection plates etc. One thing, if he says he will get you to Heaven you will arrive on time with the bugle sounding. (ash cloud, Strikes, weather etc may cause delays or cancelations)

duncolm · February 15, 2013, 20:16:51 PM

not quite heaven but this is well on the way there