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Title: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on August 04, 2020, 22:38:45 PM
As the other one got locked,thanks to you know who  ::)

Kept seeing masks just thrown on the floor,whilst walking Bails ...and we wonder why Covid wont go away in a hurry  >:(
Winds me up  >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2020, 22:40:34 PM
Nice one Dee. Well done ;D
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on August 05, 2020, 20:41:08 PM
This has got my Goat today. Just found out Bobs place up in Prisoner Cell Block H (AKA Tamaragua) has been broken into and is being let out by his Slovakian neighbour Jakob. Apparently, there`s a family of illegal immigrants taken up residence and they`re using his kitchen sink as a bidet. Dirty bleeders. You just can`t trust anyone these days but I did warn him, Bob I said, never trust a Slovak.
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2020, 18:13:15 PM
This has got my Goat today. Just found out Charlies place up in Prisoner Cell Block H (AKA Alicante) has been broken into and is being let out by his Slovakian neighbour Jakob. Apparently, there`s a family of illegal immigrants taken up residence and they`re using his kitchen sink as a bidet. Dirty bleeders. You just can`t trust anyone these days but I did warn him, Charlie I said, never trust a Slovak.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2020, 01:11:47 AM
I'm a Slovak. What's a bidet?
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Post by: dee-dee on August 07, 2020, 16:26:38 PM
Having to wear a mask at work...sweating  >:(
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Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2020, 18:09:27 PM
Got overheated on the golf course
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Post by: dee-dee on August 12, 2020, 15:25:47 PM
Not being able to sleep at night  ::)
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Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2020, 18:00:17 PM

The heat, but it`s only happens a couple of days a year 😂😂
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Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2020, 16:44:14 PM
Having to look for alternative places to stay in the UK incase we get cancelled  ::) ::)
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2020, 22:22:58 PM
jons got a place  to rent
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2020, 22:59:14 PM
Sorry its booked up. Come to Clacton Dee ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2020, 14:54:07 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 18, 2020, 22:59:14 PM
Sorry its booked up. Come to Clacton Dee ;D
Too chavvy  :P
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2020, 20:27:31 PM
I can do Chavvy ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2020, 08:57:37 AM
Oh he can hes just won a Burberry cap and some trakki  bottoms for winning the chavetta fantasy footie ,so hes kitted out now. ;D ;D
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Post by: Captain Sensible on August 24, 2020, 20:41:23 PM
Charlie Don't Surf making out that he knows me personally >:(
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Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2020, 07:08:42 AM
Quote from: Captain Sensible on August 24, 2020, 20:41:23 PM
Charlie Don't Surf making out that he knows me personally >:(
Obviously bored at the top  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 07:17:08 AM
Just ignore he may crawl back under his rock
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on August 25, 2020, 12:28:23 PM
When your Dad wants to disown you 😞
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on August 25, 2020, 12:57:25 PM
When you`ve been calling your Dad Captain all your life but it turns out he`s just wasted Seaman  :(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2020, 17:44:55 PM
When you`ve been calling your Dad Charlie all your life but it turns out we know hes  just wasted Seaman  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2020, 07:37:47 AM
No Corrie this year :'(
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Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2020, 07:44:59 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 29, 2020, 07:37:47 AM
No Corrie this year :'(

😡😡
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2020, 08:48:48 AM
The clown upsetting our Captain
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Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2020, 08:51:02 AM
We should just ignore the idiot, he may get bored and go to click instead
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2020, 08:53:28 AM
Ive blocked him so cant see his posts ;D
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Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2020, 08:56:12 AM
will do same. Off to local butchers now. Catch up with you later
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2020, 08:57:16 AM
Have a good day mate
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Post by: dee-dee on September 02, 2020, 16:35:39 PM
Hols getting cancelled and Glen leaving the gate open so Bailey gets out  >:(
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 02, 2020, 18:20:32 PM
Gutted for you DD me ol mucker. Give Glenda a slap from me. Useless wench!
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 02, 2020, 20:04:48 PM
Boofer wont have gone far. I hope
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Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2020, 07:11:31 AM
Thank Goodness he hadn`t gone far ,but had crossed a few roads  ::) so we were lucky  ;D
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 11, 2020, 15:56:04 PM
That numbskull Bob trying to sell his ol Mums house and pocket the proceeds. Having half a brain is no defence for such behaviour. No wonder she wanted him to think she was Decreased!
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 15, 2020, 18:04:12 PM
Red hot in Clacton
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Post by: dee-dee on October 03, 2020, 07:39:45 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on September 15, 2020, 18:04:12 PM
Red hot in Clacton
Hope you had a good one Jon  :-*
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2020, 09:12:20 AM
Weather was spot on. You do see some characters in Clacton. Had a lovely day in Dedham.
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2020, 13:50:26 PM
The sunshine it's quite hot  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2020, 04:49:35 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on October 03, 2020, 09:12:20 AM
Weather was spot on. You do see some characters in Clacton. Had a lovely day in Dedham.
Yes there can be certain parts in Clacton that are questionable  :P...Dedham is lovely though...good choice  ;)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2020, 07:59:04 AM
Questionable is a very good way of describing it ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2020, 14:30:12 PM
well I'd describe Clacton on sea a sh1th0le
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2020, 07:50:50 AM
That is also a reasonable assessment  ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on October 05, 2020, 15:15:45 PM
Are you two slating parts of ESSEX?  :P
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2020, 16:40:56 PM
Not at all Dee. It was a cultural experience  :-* :-*
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Post by: dee-dee on October 06, 2020, 07:25:51 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on October 05, 2020, 16:40:56 PM
Not at all Dee. It was a cultural experience  :-* :-*
Glen was delivering yesterday in Jaywick...google it  :P
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Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:04:54 PM
Went on holiday to Jaywick in 1952, wasn`t too bad then. The next year there were major floods there and it never recovered
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2020, 19:20:10 PM
bit like the rest of Essex Dave  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2020, 17:20:47 PM
Went to Jaywick for 30 minutes. Worse than Clacton
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2020, 18:44:44 PM
so basically the all of Essex is a poo hole Jon? ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2020, 21:37:16 PM
Basically shall i say it wasnt my cup of tea ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2020, 06:44:19 AM
I thought it was OK just the people who  spoilt it  :-X :-X
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Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2020, 07:19:19 AM
Not all Essex is bad  :P
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2020, 07:56:32 AM
Agreed Dee. The road home was excellent  ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2020, 20:20:55 PM
The trains not to bad either jon ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2020, 05:50:13 AM
Bails getting me up early again  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2020, 08:31:25 AM
Probably been awoken by some drunk
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Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2020, 15:37:56 PM
What, are you in Ipswich now Jon?
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2020, 18:34:58 PM
nah still in Essex
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2020, 07:36:16 AM
Nicely back in Gods own land Thanks
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Post by: dee-dee on October 13, 2020, 05:26:00 AM
Up early again  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2020, 11:21:48 AM
Couple of toasted currant teacakes wi beetroot for brekkie
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Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2020, 06:21:07 AM
Idiots  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2020, 08:25:29 AM
Peppa pig
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Post by: dee-dee on November 24, 2020, 07:17:28 AM
People throwing masks on the floor  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2020, 09:18:47 AM
Yep loads in Morrison's car park >:(
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Post by: dee-dee on November 26, 2020, 07:09:09 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on November 24, 2020, 09:18:47 AM
Yep loads in Morrison's car park >:(
I see loads when I walk Bails...really winds me up....Good job Bails cant catch it  >:(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2020, 13:31:56 PM
Why do you throw them for him. I'll buy him a ball for Christmas  :-*
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Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2020, 14:42:40 PM

Kent being put in tier 3 😢
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Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2020, 17:48:45 PM
The council put forward to the Gov that our part of Lancashire should be Tier 2 but it was just too much for them to be bothered.
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Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2020, 19:27:51 PM
Trouble is you northern folk can`t behave yourselves
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Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2020, 20:46:36 PM
Quote from: DaveW on November 26, 2020, 19:27:51 PM
Trouble is you northern folk can`t behave yourselves
Nowt wrong in our area  8 people have had it in 6 months
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Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2020, 20:51:33 PM
Apart from a turkey farm not much around here but still in tier two
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2020, 06:54:26 AM
Another 2 weeks off for me. Getting to quite enjoy this.
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2020, 18:28:18 PM
might be back to work on Tuesday  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2020, 19:26:58 PM
Unlucky Bob ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2020, 07:36:10 AM
Missing listening to the radio
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Post by: dee-dee on December 11, 2020, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on December 09, 2020, 07:36:10 AM
Missing listening to the radio
Whats happened to your radio?
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2020, 07:56:40 AM
Never listen in December, your beloved xmas songs do mi head in
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2020, 16:37:51 PM
See rent a twit is back
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2020, 07:57:28 AM
Mostly up top. Think  Buffoon Billy gets more attention ooop at the top
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Post by: dee-dee on December 14, 2020, 07:16:35 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on December 11, 2020, 07:56:40 AM
Never listen in December, your beloved xmas songs do mi head in
Bah humbug  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2020, 08:52:41 AM
Good old Boris has cancelled Christmas ;D ;D
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on December 20, 2020, 09:59:12 AM
And who gave you permission to talk politics? Don`t rock the boat, there`s a good lad.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2020, 20:45:29 PM
Looks like we're heading towards a last minute deal. Good old Boris has stuffed it up em
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on December 20, 2020, 22:33:38 PM
Don`t you just hate it when someone gets all lairy after a few tins of Carling.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2020, 22:21:41 PM
Forgot to look out for the planet alignment
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Post by: dee-dee on December 26, 2020, 06:14:51 AM
Tier 4  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2020, 07:59:28 AM
Storm Bella was a bit noisy last night
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Post by: dee-dee on December 29, 2020, 07:12:24 AM
Had a notification to self isolate for 10 days .....what am I supposed to do with Bails for that long ?  STUPID !!!! >:( >:(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2020, 07:29:49 AM
Any ideas what Dee could do with Bails would be greatly appreciated  ;D
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Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2020, 13:22:18 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on December 29, 2020, 07:29:49 AM
Any ideas what Dee could do with Bails would be greatly appreciated  ;D

🤣🤣
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2020, 16:32:29 PM
Yes Paul. I thought the same  ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on December 31, 2020, 08:07:18 AM
Poor Bailey....he doesnt understand why hes not going for a walk  :(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2020, 21:35:50 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 03, 2020, 18:28:18 PM
might be back to work on Tuesday  :(

Oh dear sciatica has return another 2 weeks of work at least but its effing agony this time I cant put me right leg down with the pain ,been for xrays on me spine and no problems they now think it might be soft tissue tears really and truly but have to wait for a scan.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2021, 10:14:19 AM
Hope you feel better soon mate
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2021, 13:48:00 PM
so do I mate
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Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2021, 17:12:15 PM
Hope you feel better soon Bob, you need some warm sun on you
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Post by: Baldy on January 01, 2021, 18:40:51 PM

Get better soon Bob
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2021, 21:04:39 PM
Thanks everyone
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Post by: dee-dee on January 04, 2021, 14:46:10 PM
Hope you feel better soon Bob  :-*
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 04, 2021, 21:35:42 PM
Me too Bob but I`m afraid it does sound like you`re banging on the door of the knackers yard. If you have got a Donors card, be kind and don`t bother donating that half a brain of yours. Or your shrivelled up Liver. That`s no good to no one. Oh I almost forgot..Happy New Year!
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2021, 08:17:50 AM
Another lockdown. Hopefully this will be the last one
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2021, 10:21:46 AM
hardly a lockdown really ,since when has a garden centre been an essential shop ,and dont forget you can still have your cleaner in jon :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2021, 10:26:18 AM
If only i could afford one Bob. Times are tough. Cant even afford a bag of compost from Garden centre ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2021, 10:29:29 AM
use your yorkshire tea its compost to start with  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2021, 15:57:27 PM
Finest tea in the land, and you know it ;D
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Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2021, 20:29:29 PM
Not as good as Earl Grey Jon
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2021, 21:02:41 PM
Quote from: DaveW on January 07, 2021, 20:29:29 PM
Not as good as Earl Grey Jon
Yuk like drinking perfume
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2021, 21:13:47 PM
Wizzair cancelling September flights. Need a brew of proper unperfumed yorkshire tea
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Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2021, 07:19:03 AM
Thats not good Jon  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2021, 07:33:49 AM
Rebooked with Jer2 from Leeds
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Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2021, 16:00:03 PM
Earl grey tea for the discerning tea drinker
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 10, 2021, 19:59:49 PM
Bob being in so much pain 😢
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2021, 20:58:56 PM
Wagon wheels
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2021, 22:37:17 PM
why wagon wheels?
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Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2021, 07:13:22 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on January 08, 2021, 07:33:49 AM
Rebooked with Jer2 from Leeds
Is that a new one?  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2021, 09:08:43 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 10, 2021, 22:37:17 PM
why wagon wheels?

They get smaller everytime i fancy one. They used to be massive, now they're more like skateboard wheels.

Typo Dee a Typo ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2021, 09:37:57 AM
they don't taste the same either jon :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2021, 11:24:53 AM
No they dont. Agreed. And dont get me going about Curly Wurlies ;D
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 11, 2021, 11:38:32 AM
That`s hilarious Jon. Absolutely excrement!
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Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2021, 07:20:20 AM
Idiots everywhere  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2021, 09:22:35 AM
You`re not wrong about that. Some proper knobs
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2021, 19:38:39 PM
yep Bellend Bill
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2021, 10:03:36 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2021, 19:56:14 PM
East of England lowest vaccinations
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Post by: dee-dee on January 15, 2021, 07:22:32 AM
Quote from: Ronniethered on January 12, 2021, 09:22:35 AM
You`re not wrong about that. Some proper knobs
They are everywhere  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2021, 06:50:41 AM
Nothing yet. Sure something will soon
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Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2021, 07:23:15 AM
Only had snow for about two hours...soon went to slush  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 08:55:45 AM
Got up early to watch cricket. Doesnt start til tomorrow. What a plonker ;D
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Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2021, 09:13:40 AM
Quote from: Ronniethered on January 21, 2021, 08:55:45 AM
Got up early to watch cricket. Doesnt start til tomorrow. What a plonker ;D

😂😂
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2021, 13:29:09 PM
so its true what they say about Yorkshiremen  ;D ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 15:16:14 PM
Trouble is Bob every day is the bloomin same ;D
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 21, 2021, 17:44:47 PM
Two Simpletons for the price of one 😂
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 22:03:25 PM
The reds dropping points again
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Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 19:22:53 PM
Burnley got manures penalty, do these refs know what they are doing!
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 22, 2021, 22:03:50 PM
Makes you wonder dunnit Rodders
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2021, 21:48:35 PM
Leach sibley and Crawley
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Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2021, 13:07:21 PM
Don`t understand young Jon
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2021, 15:03:41 PM
Englands no good cricketers young Dave
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Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2021, 19:05:50 PM
Need a few more Essex boys in the team 😄😄
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2021, 22:15:50 PM
Dave, please take your medication ;D ;D :-*
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Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2021, 18:13:53 PM
The two all time highest test runs, Alastair Cook and Graham Gooch
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2021, 22:17:48 PM
Correct 2 and thats it. Maybe Nasser as a poor essex 3rd. I could name 100 yorkies.
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Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2021, 18:58:11 PM
What the chocolate bars?
West Ham above us in the premiership
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Post by: dee-dee on January 27, 2021, 07:41:55 AM
Slipped on black ice on Monday while walking Bails...got a radial fracture in my dominant arm ....so typng with my left  ::)
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Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2021, 08:35:30 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on January 27, 2021, 07:41:55 AM
Slipped on black ice on Monday while walking Bails...got a radial fracture in my dominant arm ....so typng with my left  ::)

Get better soon Dee 🤞😘
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2021, 16:03:15 PM
Aye get well soon Dee  :-*
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 27, 2021, 19:14:26 PM
I third that. Get well soon mate.

P.S can you let me know when you`ll be out walking the hound again. Ta
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Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2021, 20:17:38 PM
Hope you are better soon Dee
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Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2021, 16:03:45 PM
Thanks guys for the well wishes  :-*
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2021, 08:57:12 AM
Hope your recovery is going well Dee :-*
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 31, 2021, 12:19:41 PM
yeh get well dee ,at least your not missing much.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2021, 07:14:34 AM
Snow again causing havoc
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Post by: dee-dee on February 04, 2021, 07:09:01 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 31, 2021, 12:19:41 PM
yeh get well dee ,at least your not missing much.
Thanks Bob  :-*
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2021, 17:49:26 PM
Drawing pins
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Post by: dee-dee on February 07, 2021, 06:10:04 AM
Bails getting me up early again  ::)
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2021, 15:34:02 PM
results of blood tests,clear for what i went to have done ,but come back with high cholesterol
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2021, 15:53:28 PM
Get on the statins Bob, that will sort it out
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2021, 09:59:10 AM
also got low folate
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Post by: dee-dee on February 10, 2021, 07:24:16 AM
Healthy choices Bob ...whats folate?
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2021, 10:16:55 AM
Not enough red blood cells to push oxygen around the body ,can cause allsorts  of stuff,so got to take folic acid for 4 months ,also my good cholesterol  is bad  ;D ;D,but it could be due to lack of exercise at the moment,my xrays show wear and tear on my hip ,but shouldn't be causing the pain im in .
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on February 10, 2021, 17:37:45 PM
Still knocking on the Door of the knackers yard then Bob? No long now I think, they`re just about to answer.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 08:25:10 AM
All the best mate. Hopefully a few beers is not too far away. Take care Bob. Its your round ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on February 17, 2021, 07:12:29 AM
Getting tested weekly....can`t do it without gagging  :'(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2021, 08:35:31 AM
Im saying nothing ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2021, 11:19:44 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 17, 2021, 07:12:29 AM
Getting tested weekly....can`t do it without gagging  :'(

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2021, 07:09:54 AM
Exactly Bob. Best not comment on this one ;D ;D
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Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2021, 19:54:39 PM
Behave
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Post by: dee-dee on February 19, 2021, 07:23:00 AM
Can we get out of the gutter?  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2021, 11:05:45 AM
I thought we were very reserved ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2021, 16:20:22 PM
didn't say a word  ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on February 22, 2021, 07:05:23 AM
My arm is still painful  ::)...think its 4 weeks now  ::)
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Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2021, 08:55:48 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 22, 2021, 07:05:23 AM
My arm is still painful  ::)...think its 4 weeks now  ::)

🤞🤞it gets better soon Dee
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2021, 18:57:00 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 22, 2021, 07:05:23 AM
My arm is still painful  ::)...think its 4 weeks now  ::)
Stop moaning  my leg has been painful for 7 months now tsk bloody women  no regards for anyone but ya self ;) ;D ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2021, 00:20:27 AM
Think hes been on the vodka Princess ;D. Do you want me to gag him or do you want to do the gagging?
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Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2021, 07:05:03 AM
Thanks Paul and Jon  :-* Bob....you can do one ,he sounds just like Glen  ::)  :P
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2021, 07:07:15 AM
she's likes gagging jon ;D ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2021, 08:35:11 AM
My poor Princess is having trouble swallowing. Which is making her arm ache. I really cannot comment any further  ::) ::) ::) ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2021, 16:37:59 PM
she just needs to have a few days off
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Post by: dee-dee on February 25, 2021, 07:08:19 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2021, 08:35:11 AM
My poor Princess is having trouble swallowing. Which is making her arm ache. I really cannot comment any further  ::) ::) ::) ;D
I recorded myself taking the test...Glen couldn`t stop laughing  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2021, 08:26:57 AM
I bet he couldnt ::) ::) ::) ;D
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Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2021, 08:40:57 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 25, 2021, 07:08:19 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2021, 08:35:11 AM
My poor Princess is having trouble swallowing. Which is making her arm ache. I really cannot comment any further  ::) ::) ::) ;D
I recorded myself taking the test...Glen couldn`t stop laughing  ::)

😂😂
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2021, 08:17:07 AM
Dont laugh Paul. This is a very serious matter ;D ;D
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Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2021, 09:17:47 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2021, 08:17:07 AM
Dont laugh Paul. This is a very serious matter ;D ;D

😂😂
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2021, 21:24:52 PM
we don't need any comedians on here making gags about it ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2021, 22:00:04 PM
And an  aching wrist is very painful. Just ask buffoon billy
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Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2021, 16:14:05 PM
I thought you were ambidextrous
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2021, 19:33:00 PM
watching Rovers thats it not paying again until manager has gone ,shocking game couldnt be arsed in 2nd half 1 shot really and truly
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2021, 06:51:58 AM
Covid testing day again....can`t wait  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 06:49:38 AM
Hope it goes ok Dee
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Post by: dee-dee on March 04, 2021, 07:22:00 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 06:49:38 AM
Hope it goes ok Dee
I think its getting worse as I am now gagging before it even goes in  ::)  :'(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2021, 14:36:28 PM
do you call that Pre -  gagging syndrome  ;D ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2021, 10:40:24 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on March 10, 2021, 07:17:57 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 04, 2021, 14:36:28 PM
do you call that Pre -  gagging syndrome  ;D ;D
Hope we dont have to keep on doing it...was the same yesterday  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 08:02:35 AM
Over to you Bob for an educated response ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2021, 12:10:11 PM
maybe she needs her mouth stretching so it fits ,then again a bigger mouth means more noise,oh the decisions  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 14:18:19 PM
If she had her tonsils out things might slide down her throat easier ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on March 16, 2021, 07:31:52 AM
You two  ::)...its not the size,its what it hits at the back  :P
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2021, 08:30:16 AM
Can you not shove it somewhere else for the end bit
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Post by: dee-dee on March 17, 2021, 06:06:30 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2021, 08:30:16 AM
Can you not shove it somewhere else for the end bit
I wish I could shove it somewhere  ???
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2021, 07:29:01 AM
Think you need to be more dominant Dee. Have you tried dressing up for the occasion
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2021, 13:21:03 PM
All I can say its a good job its not thicker  :-[
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2021, 19:57:16 PM
Incompetent refeferees still
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 07:13:27 AM
Have you developed a stammer Dave?
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2021, 16:45:49 PM
Anger Jon
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 18:12:31 PM
Chillout Dave. It's only a game  ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2021, 21:08:04 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 18:12:31 PM
Chillout Dave. It's only a game  ;D

😂😂
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 22:24:31 PM
Oh no his blood pressures gonna rocket tonight :'(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2021, 06:18:50 AM
he'll  just pop a couple of extra statins  ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2021, 06:22:39 AM
Im guessing the ref was corrupt and it's time for Mourinho to go ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2021, 06:24:11 AM
I thought Mowbray had all the bad refs ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2021, 19:42:11 PM
I think var has shown how inconsistent they are
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Post by: dee-dee on March 23, 2021, 06:57:15 AM
Covid day  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 15:18:02 PM
Hope it was comfortable Dee
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 20:47:55 PM
Gagging to know how she went on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 20:49:05 PM
Yeah me too. Im all choked up.
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 20:50:03 PM
I find it all a little hard to swallow ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 20:51:05 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2021, 06:10:59 AM
It just got worse...we now have to test 3 times a week ,once at work and twice at home...and todays the day  :-[
Not happy  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:16:35 AM
Im choked for you. All the best :-*
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Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2021, 06:22:52 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:16:35 AM
Im choked for you. All the best :-*
Thanks  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:28:24 AM
Cant believe the river by you is the river Gipping ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2021, 06:57:39 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:28:24 AM
Cant believe the river by you is the river Gipping ;D
Have I missed something here?  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2021, 09:10:45 AM
Might have done if Gipping is a northern word ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2021, 17:35:32 PM
What does it mean Jon. The river Gipping is the source of the river Orwell which has Dee`s favourite bridge.
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2021, 07:17:44 AM
Apparently it means to vomit or feel like vomiting  ??? Never heard of that.....must be Northern  ;)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2021, 07:55:19 AM
Must be a northern word if someone is gipping they are being sick or wretching.
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Post by: dee-dee on April 01, 2021, 06:15:49 AM
All the rubbish that was left lying around...especially in Leeds  >:( sort it out Jon  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2021, 07:50:53 AM
Its all the university students from down south to blame. How come all the universities are oop north :(
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2021, 08:08:05 AM
Is there only 1 park in Leeds? Cos it looked like everyone and their mother was in it   ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 09:06:52 AM
Nope the one you saw is right next to Leeds university us locals avoid it like the plague even in normal times
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 03, 2021, 07:16:33 AM
I would of avoided it if I was looking for somewhere to sit  ::) I don`t get it ....
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2021, 07:26:30 AM
Neither do I.  Now a lot have gone home for Easter. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2021, 09:45:34 AM

So called intelligent people but no concern for the environment or common sense 🤬🤬
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 07, 2021, 06:12:03 AM
That is one of my pet hates...rubbish on the floor or fly tipping  >:(
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2021, 07:30:18 AM
Made it on local news one of the students has devised a bin bag dispenser which has now been erected in the university park. They'll probably ignore it, but all credit to the lad for trying.
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Post by: dee-dee on April 08, 2021, 06:08:39 AM
Good on him  ;D...now just get everyone to pick it all up  ::)

And do you know another thing that winds me up? Bags of dog do -do.....hanging up in trees  >:(
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2021, 07:49:33 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on April 08, 2021, 06:08:39 AM
Good on him  ;D...now just get everyone to pick it all up  ::)

And do you know another thing that winds me up? Bags of dog do -do.....hanging up in trees  >:(

Don't get me started on that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2021, 07:51:41 AM
Nor me. Just cant understand why
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 12, 2021, 15:26:32 PM
Got up to snow/frost...hope my plants are Ok that we put in at the weekend  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2021, 06:53:49 AM
Hope youve not over trimmed your bush as well
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2021, 06:54:31 AM
No a frosty Bush isn't nice
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 15, 2021, 06:10:54 AM
Frosty again  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2021, 06:53:32 AM
Forgot to turn kettle on. Made a cold brew
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2021, 07:15:58 AM
Doh
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2021, 11:41:49 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2021, 06:53:32 AM
Forgot to turn kettle on. Made a cold brew

A senior moment Jon  :)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 16, 2021, 07:14:34 AM
Now off to Covid test again  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2021, 08:16:26 AM
Seem to be having a few senior moments Dave ;D ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 20, 2021, 06:01:58 AM
Hate Tuesdays now...2 tests this morning  :(
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2021, 07:28:20 AM
Caterpillar cake
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2021, 20:09:27 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2021, 07:28:20 AM
Caterpillar cake

Thought you liked your grub 😀
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2021, 06:40:27 AM
Very good Dave ;D :D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 23, 2021, 07:08:05 AM
Got to get tested again  ::) wish it would warm up a bit too
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2021, 17:47:45 PM
Nice and warm up here
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2021, 22:36:52 PM
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on April 24, 2021, 17:47:45 PM
Nice and warm up here
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NURSE NURSE
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2021, 07:54:34 AM
Nice and warm down here
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2021, 13:35:24 PM
Idiots posting about rubbish on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2021, 20:08:21 PM
It was a response to the second part of Dee`s post
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2021, 07:01:34 AM
Got a sore arm.... ::) and its still cool down here
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2021, 07:38:45 AM
Cool and frosty down here as well. Hope it warms up for mi pub lunch
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2021, 07:15:52 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2021, 07:38:45 AM
Cool and frosty down here as well. Hope it warms up for mi pub lunch
Why are you saying "down here" ?  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2021, 18:50:40 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on April 27, 2021, 07:15:52 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2021, 07:38:45 AM
Cool and frosty down here as well. Hope it warms up for mi pub lunch
Why are you saying "down here" ?  ::)

It is when he is addressing his mate Bill
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2021, 23:17:21 PM
Sorry Dee meant ooop here. Norfolk's tightest keeps confusing me
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2021, 07:10:56 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2021, 23:17:21 PM
Sorry Dee meant ooop here. Norfolk's tightest keeps confusing me
Wondered if you had moved?  :P
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2021, 00:38:02 AM
Been for a walk if that counts as moving :-*
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2021, 06:29:40 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2021, 00:38:02 AM
Been for a walk if that counts as moving :-*
Not really  ::) I need it to stop being frosty ,I have plants I need to get out  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2021, 07:43:28 AM
Somebody phoning in sick. Av to work all bloomin day
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2021, 13:20:50 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on May 02, 2021, 06:29:40 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2021, 00:38:02 AM
Been for a walk if that counts as moving :-*
Not really  ::) I need it to stop being frosty ,I have plants I need to get out  ::)

Dee needs to get her bushes out in the sunshine ???
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 17:12:02 PM
But you dont want a frosty bush
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2021, 17:18:22 PM
Nothing worse than a cold bush
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on May 04, 2021, 07:12:09 AM
Look you lot....whens this weather gonna pick up?  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2021, 07:49:45 AM
Not today. Weve been forecast hail showers >:(
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2021, 17:36:06 PM
Got ripped off by locksmith
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2021, 06:51:56 AM
Oh no Norfolks tightest has had to spend a few quid ??? ???
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2021, 07:43:54 AM
A few quid from his large hoard of bullion and he complains jon,unlike us poor Northerners who just get on with life  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2021, 08:39:24 AM
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on May 04, 2021, 17:36:06 PM
Got ripped off by locksmith

Hope the locksmith was an Arsenal supporter 😂😂
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2021, 14:20:37 PM
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on May 04, 2021, 17:36:06 PM
Got ripped off by locksmith

Did he pick your pocket dave  ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: dee-dee on May 06, 2021, 07:01:31 AM
Another frost  ::)
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2021, 08:59:04 AM
It's only May give it chance,maybe the weather has its covid mask on ,just taking its time to adjust  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2021, 07:49:42 AM
Norfolk's tightest squandering more bullion getting his syrup trimmed. Heartbreaking times.
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2021, 12:20:13 PM
Disgraceful 
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 08:19:04 AM
Feel so sorry for him. Should we have a whip round ;D
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2021, 08:55:56 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 08:19:04 AM
Feel so sorry for him. Should we have a whip round ;D

Yes great idea Jon 😂
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 11:12:18 AM
I`ve got some old hair clippers he could have. I`ll even do his syrup for him and pay the postage if he wants to mail it to me.
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2021, 19:43:22 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 11:12:18 AM
I`ve got some old hair clippers he could have. I`ll even do his syrup for him and pay the postage if he wants to mail it to me.

😂😂
Title: Re: What has boiled your blood today?
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 20:11:01 PM
Im sure he'll consider my very generous offer.
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2021, 07:34:11 AM
If its free he will
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Post by: dee-dee on May 12, 2021, 16:12:36 PM
Poop on the floor  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2021, 07:45:25 AM
Oh dear was G taking too long in the bathroom again. Think Dave has a commode he might lend you.
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Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2021, 08:20:53 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2021, 07:45:25 AM
Oh dear was G taking too long in the bathroom again. Think Dave has a commode he might lend you.
People not clearing up after their dogs....and someone keeps fly tipping in the same place,I`ve been on to the council,they need to prosecute these morons  >:(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2021, 20:01:17 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on May 12, 2021, 16:12:36 PM
Poop on the floor  ::)

Sorry Dee. Thought it was you. ;D   yeah bloomin morons
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Post by: dee-dee on May 19, 2021, 07:27:27 AM
Weather and fly tippers  >:(
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Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2021, 19:41:14 PM
Knocked over a glass of expensive Waitrose wine
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Post by: dee-dee on May 26, 2021, 05:23:12 AM
I asked Steve a question up top are hes ignoring me  ;)
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Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2021, 07:30:16 AM
Three of us on...now forums playing up  ::) ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2021, 07:15:15 AM
Mi teabag
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Post by: Baldy on June 08, 2021, 07:56:27 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2021, 07:15:15 AM
Mi teabag

Did it split Jon ??
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 07:16:54 AM
Aye Paul. Cheap pg tips bags. Ill be sticking to the finest ones in future
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2021, 16:45:16 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 07:16:54 AM
Aye Paul. Cheap pg tips bags. Ill be sticking to the finest ones in future

😂😂
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2021, 18:58:05 PM
You mean that sh1tty yorksh1te tea?
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Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2021, 20:02:29 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 07:16:54 AM
Aye Paul. Cheap pg tips bags. Ill be sticking to the finest ones in future

Can recommend Earl Grey
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2021, 21:14:53 PM
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on June 09, 2021, 20:02:29 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 07:16:54 AM
Aye Paul. Cheap pg tips bags. Ill be sticking to the finest ones in future

Can recommend Earl Grey

That`s for posh folk Dave 😂

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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 22:55:21 PM
Correct Paul, its too wishy washy for me. As Bob says ya cant beat a nice brew of Yorkshire.
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Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2021, 20:30:18 PM
Taste like cats pee
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Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2021, 22:03:13 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 22:55:21 PM
Correct Paul, its too wishy washy for me. As Bob says ya cant beat a nice brew of Yorkshire.

Am sure that Bob was not as complimentary about ‘a proper brew` 😂😂
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2021, 09:01:10 AM
Well dave I wouldn't be letting the good folks know you drink cats pee  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on June 11, 2021, 16:49:51 PM
Fly tippers again  :(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2021, 07:13:51 AM
Makes a change from poo 💩bags  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2021, 09:12:26 AM
Electrical performance certificates
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2021, 18:01:34 PM
Is that some kind of secret code
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2021, 09:29:51 AM
No its £300 up mi cuff
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Post by: dee-dee on June 14, 2021, 15:01:46 PM
I bought Glen a driving experience for his birthday and they are being right k n o b heads  ::)
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Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2021, 19:42:24 PM
A blackbird took my ripe strawberry
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2021, 10:47:34 AM
Coming back from down south on Saturday and I've got to isolate for 5 days due to being ne t to some dirty infected  southerner  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on June 20, 2021, 06:39:49 AM
I never have that track and trace turned on anymore  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 07:34:14 AM
Bloomin thunderstorms in the night woke mi up
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Post by: dee-dee on June 21, 2021, 14:50:44 PM
Got a week off work and the weathers gone to s.h.i.,t.  >:(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2021, 18:12:46 PM
This covid testing is just a money making racket,you can book a release from isolating when getting back in UK but you still have to have the 2 tests has well has paying for a test on day 5 you still have to have day 2 & day 8 test ,what's the silly point
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Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2021, 07:35:30 AM
They defo need to sort that out...I`m hoping that Jet2 will do some sort of deal when they actually get going again  ::)
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2021, 20:55:12 PM
Well ive sacked my 7.99 flight out to fuerte off to late to change I can get a free change for my return because I've booked from 2 different  airports if more than 7 days ,so try booking a change they want to charge me more for the one leg than the rtn flight is to book again
Yep really I might as well just  book new flights HTF do they do that,
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Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2021, 07:42:16 AM
Fuerte still not on the green list  :(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2021, 07:42:57 AM
Jet2 only cancelled flights til july 14th. Do they know something we dont.
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2021, 09:01:16 AM
Well if you look @RA  flights they jump in price  1st of  August
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2021, 06:47:44 AM
School holidays i guess
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2021, 16:30:33 PM
So I go on the link for the testing at fuerte Airport, fill everything in do I receive an email back ,do I buggery just pisses me off
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Post by: dee-dee on July 15, 2021, 07:17:19 AM
DPD driver....idiot  >:(
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2021, 07:39:18 AM
These travel forms  are doing mi head in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2021, 07:55:36 AM
Emailed the medicentre near clarkies guess what 3 dsys later still no reply ,pain in the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body lot of em
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2021, 22:18:36 PM
Think im just gonna pop in and try make appointment
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Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2021, 14:35:47 PM
Reported to the council about some stinging nettles that need cutting back....should be done in 20 days time  ::)
Might as well go do it myself .....
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Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2021, 21:07:52 PM
People getting too close in queues
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2021, 21:51:18 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2021, 22:18:36 PM
Think im just gonna pop in and try make appointment

Gonna try that on sat when I arrive at airport,if not will pop in on sun/Mon in corri
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Post by: Buffalo Bill on August 02, 2021, 20:08:45 PM
Jon`s not returning my calls. If you speak to him, tell him to wrap it in a wet towel for a couple of hours.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2021, 16:11:20 PM
Burns and Sibley bloomin useless
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2021, 21:02:40 PM
All bloody useless
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Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2021, 07:37:48 AM
Having to pay for this return covid test  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2021, 09:21:20 AM
Who have you used Dee?
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Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2021, 07:10:35 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2021, 09:21:20 AM
Who have you used Dee?
We went with the cheapest  ;)...why should we have to pay for these,when I get tested 3 times a week for work and these are free?

Winds me up  >:( think it was Medical Experts in Bradford ...you could go pick them up  ;)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2021, 07:56:43 AM
Think ill give that a miss Dee ;D Its in a rather dodgy area of Bradford ;D
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2021, 19:02:03 PM
They have arrived today dee 5 days late but they are here
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2021, 07:07:30 AM
Need to buy some new blasters for mi jollies
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2021, 12:38:41 PM
Yah been farting to much and worn em out
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Post by: dee-dee on September 01, 2021, 15:40:58 PM
Quote from: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2021, 19:02:03 PM
They have arrived today dee 5 days late but they are here
Had email today saying they are coming on Monday ,so we will see  ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2021, 07:45:00 AM
Left mi flip flops in Cyprus
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2021, 08:01:16 AM
Sure ya can buy some cheap ones
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2021, 04:38:46 AM
Wasre of brass when ive a perfectly good pair
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2021, 06:41:09 AM
What size are ya people always leaving shoes by the bins ,will look next time  ;D ;D
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 08, 2021, 08:27:34 AM
Got a wet bum. Forgot about the morning dew
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Post by: dee-dee on September 10, 2021, 06:21:00 AM
Gotta fill in that form tonight  ::)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2021, 08:02:56 AM
Piece of cake Dee. Stop fretting  :-*
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2021, 09:59:36 AM
If me and Jon can fill them in its easy

Oh hang on we didn't  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on September 11, 2021, 22:12:12 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2021, 08:02:56 AM
Piece of cake Dee. Stop fretting  :-*
Had a bit of trouble with mine,think the app was playing up ...but got there in the end  ;)
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2021, 16:36:34 PM
Blooming idiots letting fireworks off last night 2 weeks before bonfire night.
Scared mi cat so much it hid under the Xmas tree.
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Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2021, 19:14:26 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2021, 16:36:34 PM
Blooming idiots letting fireworks off last night 2 weeks before bonfire night.
Scared mi cat so much it hid under the Xmas tree.

🤣🤣
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Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2021, 07:07:04 AM
Someone has tested positve at work,got to test everyday now for a week  ::)
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Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2021, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on October 17, 2021, 07:07:04 AM
Someone has tested positve at work,got to test everyday now for a week  ::)

Oh no, hope you are negative Dee 🤞
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Post by: dee-dee on October 18, 2021, 07:29:51 AM
Quote from: Baldy on October 17, 2021, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on October 17, 2021, 07:07:04 AM
Someone has tested positve at work,got to test everyday now for a week  ::)

Oh no, hope you are negative Dee 🤞
All good so far,thanks  ;)
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Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2021, 07:27:38 AM
BA  have cancelled our rtn flight from Tirana ,might have to go to plan B
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2021, 08:35:52 AM
Bognor regis it is then ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2021, 07:33:00 AM
Had to buy a new car battery yesterday  ::) When did they stop being £40?????  :(
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2021, 16:14:12 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2021, 07:33:00 AM
Had to buy a new car battery yesterday  ::) When did they stop being £40?????  :(
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when they became £41  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2021, 08:01:36 AM
Quote from: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2021, 16:14:12 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2021, 07:33:00 AM
Had to buy a new car battery yesterday  ::) When did they stop being £40?????  :(
[/quo
when they became £41  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yeah it was £105  ::)...scandalous!!
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2021, 08:08:27 AM
Well you do insist on having a pink beemer
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Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2021, 08:13:51 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2021, 08:08:27 AM
Well you do insist on having a pink beemer
Yes,didn`t think of that  :P
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2022, 18:26:46 PM
E'on sent socks out to customers. We didn't get any and we are destitute pensioners
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Post by: Baldy on January 15, 2022, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2022, 18:26:46 PM
E'on sent socks out to customers. We didn't get any and we are destitute pensioners

Sorry to hear you are destitute pensioners Dave and didn't receive any socks from E'on 😡🥶

Being a member of the local 'help the aged' charity we would be able to send you some red socks, please confirm sizes required and delivery address 🧦🧦
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2022, 02:57:40 AM
Think hed prefer red socks with a white trim if youve got any of those.
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Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2022, 13:07:48 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2022, 02:57:40 AM
Think hed prefer red socks with a white trim if youve got any of those.

Certainly do have those Jon 🤣🤣
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2022, 11:23:19 AM
Left mi Tablet in Cyprus
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Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2022, 20:18:36 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2022, 11:23:19 AM
Left mi Tablet in Cyprus

Apart from leaving your tablet in Cyprus Jon, hope you had a great time with your family?

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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2022, 07:41:16 AM
It was cold wet and windy but had a great time thanks. Spent a lot of time in soft play places😃
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Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2022, 09:56:22 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2022, 07:41:16 AM
It was cold wet and windy but had a great time thanks. Spent a lot of time in soft play places😃

🥶💨 Is that normal weather for Cyprus in January Jon?

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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2022, 07:46:02 AM
Yes Paul they have extremes of cold winters and hot summers. Wanted to go sledging in the Troodos mountains but the roads were closed because of snow
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Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2022, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2022, 07:46:02 AM
Yes Paul they have extremes of cold winters and hot summers. Wanted to go sledging in the Troodos mountains but the roads were closed because of snow

Thanks Jon, not for me in the winter ❄️

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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2022, 07:25:55 AM
Not for me if i had a choice mate ::)