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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: Keith Dean on August 25, 2014, 10:20:41 AM

Title: Good, Scottish Advice!
Post by: Keith Dean on August 25, 2014, 10:20:41 AM


A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.

He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her porridge every morning.  The granddaughter followed this advise religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Title: Re: Good, Scottish Advice!
Post by: Can the Man on August 25, 2014, 13:43:20 PM
Brilliant on Keith, sorry they have removed the stars so I cant award you any only this

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Title: Re: Good, Scottish Advice!
Post by: Keith Dean on August 25, 2014, 15:08:26 PM


Thanks for that one.

It's got to be worth 5 admin stars!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Good, Scottish Advice!
Post by: Can the Man on August 25, 2014, 16:45:27 PM
Quote from: Keith Dean on August 25, 2014, 15:08:26 PM


Thanks for that one.

It's got to be worth 5 admin stars!!!!!!!!!!

Done  ;D