Good, Scottish Advice!

[Keith Dean]

A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.

He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her porridge every morning.  The granddaughter followed this advise religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

[Can the Man]

Brilliant on Keith, sorry they have removed the stars so I cant award you any only this

[Keith Dean]

Thanks for that one.

It's got to be worth 5 admin stars!!!!!!!!!!

[Can the Man]

Thanks for that one.

It's got to be worth 5 admin stars!!!!!!!!!!

Done